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9(3/3)speaking of course.


9(2/3)Quitting your job like that really took a lot of ball!!" It’s still a hi-five and that bro still has a lot of balls, metaphorically


9(1/3) Should a bro lose a body part due to an accident or illness, his fellow bros will not make lame jokes such as "Gimme three" or "Wow!!


Article 8: A brow never admits he cant drive stick even after an accident.


Article7 (part2/2) through the convenience and emotional distance of electronic mail.


Article7 (part1) A bro never sends a greeting card to another bro. There are no sentiments between two bros that cannot be articulated


Article 6 (part 4); so should your eyes.


Article 6 (par t3): the same time immediately averting their eyes. When in doubt, remember the old adage. If your towel drops to the ground


Article 6 (part2): bro gets naked in the locker room, all other bros shall pretend that nothing out of the ordinary is happening while at


Article 6 (part 1):A bro shall not lollygag if he must get naked in front of other bros in a gym locker room. Corollary to this states, if a


Article 5: Whether he cares about sports or not, a bro cares about sports.


NOTE (part4) would actually believe or adhere to the vulgar rules contained within.* Those boots are adorable, b-t-dub.


NOTE (part 3)stereotypical gender differences. I mean, sometimes it really is like we're from different planets! Clearly, no real person


NOTE (part 2) urge you to look at this document for what it is a piece of fiction meant to entertain a broad audience through the prism of


NOTE: If you are a woman reading this, first let me apologize: it was never my intention for this book to contain so much math. Second, I


The Bro Code reposted

For the first time in 2013, SUIT UP!


Article 4) A bro never divulges the existence of the bro code to a woman.It is a sacred document not to be shared with chicks for any reason


Article 3 (part2) after a pro-wrestler or a character from a Steve McLain movie does not absolve a bro from this article


Article 3 (part1) If a bro gets a dog, it must be atleast as tall as his knee when full grown. Corollary to this states, naming a lap-dog


Article 2 (part3) on!!". The license to be stupid is why we have bros in the first place.


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