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Video game and movie reviews in 140 characters. Know what you need to see or play and what you don't instantly. Follow us.

The Lion King 3D - Just as good as it was all those years ago. Watching Mufasa die in 3D only makes you cry harder. Every kid should go. 4/5


Real Steel - The robot fighting works, if a bit too tame. The rest of the movie is as cheesy as they come, but it works. - 2.5/5


Intense debate has ended. From now on, this twitter will only supply reviews. Random musings from a new @ TBA.


Knock this of Internet bucket list - one of our YouTube comments is the top by at least 25 likes. Pandering!


Robinson Cano went HAM. Tigers lineup went PORK.


Darth Vader is absolutely a sex symbol. Some girls love to be choked.


Last night was the most unbelievable thing I have ever seen in #baseball my entire life.


Just saw a guy with a Navy Seal tattoo. #passedout


Watching Sheen Roast, seeing Seth MacFarlane reminds me of his live "comedy" show. First time I've cried in 5 years.


Good Idea of the Day: movie crossover with Warhammer 40k and Harry Potter. Burn the Heretic!


Unfollowing a lot of people who never tweet. If you see this message, you follow us, making you immune.


Gonna say it, there is absolutely no way Dustin Pedroia knows how to read.


Who else is pumped as shit for South Park?


@VN_Stuart going soon also. Looks sick.


Gonna watch Rollerball drunk tonight together. Then actually play rollerball at local skate park. LL Cool J rejected our request to join.


Crypt Review - Lethal Weapon - Murtaugh and Riggs remain the best odd couple/cop duo of all time. We'll never be too old for this shit.


How many 6 children could an NFL player fight off before they overwhelmed and killed him? Our guess is 1500.


Football will be great today.


#worstpickupline Intercourse with you would please me greatly. Disrobe.


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