Sebowski
@The_Sebowski
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Just as I predicted in August: Jarrett Stidham sitting at home waiting to see who he'll face in the AFC title game.
With all the sad stuff going on right now in America, it’s nice to see some good news for once
3 of the 4 teams left in the NFC are from the same division. That has to be a 1st.
The @ChicagoBears are 1st half: good 3rd quarter: better 4th quarter: BEST
“Marty, you’re back from 2026!” “Doc, O.J. Simpson’s a murderer, Bill Cosby’s a rapist, Bruce Jenner’s a woman, Donald Trump’s president, and there was a global pandemic.” “Great Scott!” “And Indiana is the best college football team.” “Ok, now I know you’re full of shit.”
Fuck you. You saw the tape. Say what happened
BREAKING: An ICE agent fatally shot a woman accused of trying to run over officers with her car during an immigration crackdown in Minneapolis. apnews.com/article/minnes…
It's absolutely insane that the Bears and Packers have played each other TWICE in the playoffs. Ever. 1941 and 2010. That's it. Until this weekend. Where has everyone been on this? Feels why under covered. @KyleBrandt @greggrosenthal
I need an @BenStandig piece about this Wizards trade and I need it to include Deni Avdija.
The two things I hate to do the most every single day: 1. Get out of bed 2. Go to bed
Alex Ovechkin has broken the record for the most goals of all time (914). Previous record was held by Alex Ovechkin (913) thirty minutes ago.
Don't be sad that you can't remember it. Be happy that you get to watch it again.
don’t forget tonight to set your calendars a year ahead
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