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Don't look at me.

Eating for the sole sake of having liqour to attach to.


She left my feelies for new zealies. I'm sad and glad that she jumped ship out of this burning barge of a country.


Just had bacon eggs and toast. I done did like it.


Our workplace just hired a dude who looks like a JoJo antagonist and I love it.


Stop talking to internet people when you're drunk. Also, ask me anything.


Delicious pineal gland calcifying tap water


I'm kinda pissed that I got circumcised. Why did my weiner get reducted at birth? Did I have too much cock? "This baby has a mans penis, we have to cut him down!"


There is yet hope. Hold fast. Something good comes our way, and we will be fat and happy.


How do I tell this nubile young thing at work who's into me to fuck off?


The Japanese won ww2. My reasoning: Asians live longer and the chances that the last living ww2 vet will be japanese. So that guy won the game for the whole team, in my opinion.


Chest pain used to scare me, but now I just say, "Do it. Fuck you, get it over with." And it usually goes away.


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