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Thinker at the Gates

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Writer. Thinker of Things. I’m sitting at the gates of Hell. Below are some thoughts. See more thoughts at Substack and Medium

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Is it just me or is it weird and funny that gasoline is one of the only products that inspires no brand loyalty whatsoever. Its main considerations for consumption are locality and price. "Is there a gas station nearby?" and "Is it cheaper than the next-nearest gas station?"


More shots were fired by law enforcement at Renee Nicole Good than were shot by law enforcement at the Jan 6 insurrection.


Indiana just voted no on redistricting.


Why don’t we save future historians and pundits a lot of time and energy and all just agree that everything bad through 2050 is Biden’s and Mayor Pete’s fault?


The Autopen is probably getting quite a workout these days.


Remember how everyone was freaking out about Biden being old because he might die in office?


They’re finally releasing the Pete Rose files!!

ThinkerGate's tweet image. They’re finally releasing the Pete Rose files!!

Trump’s crackdown on littering seems to be going well.

ThinkerGate's tweet image. Trump’s crackdown on littering seems to be going well.

I never even noticed the old hobo staring at me as I pulled into a Cracker Barrel parking lot, but now I’ll never get him out of my head.


I’d like to know how much Charlie can bench press.

ThinkerGate's tweet image. I’d like to know how much Charlie can bench press.

I don’t understand how they can be out and about with all the crime in liberal cities.

ThinkerGate's tweet image. I don’t understand how they can be out and about with all the crime in liberal cities.

Yes, if you love hearing weird bullshit about grass.

ThinkerGate's tweet image. Yes, if you love hearing weird bullshit about grass.

By treating D.C. so disrespectfully, MAGA is simply accelerating its statehood.


So now I’m supposed to be outraged about a male cheerleader. Got it.


The Deep State must not be very “deep” if they’re out in public tossing sandwiches at police.

ThinkerGate's tweet image. The Deep State must not be very “deep” if they’re out in public tossing sandwiches at police.

BREAKING: Trump’s ego, by the hands of Putin.


Nobody thought it was possible to increase tax revenue taxes by raising taxes?

ThinkerGate's tweet image. Nobody thought it was possible to increase tax revenue taxes by raising taxes?

I love Gavin Newsome’s Trump-mocking posts. But it begs the question: Why the hell did it take so long for someone to do this?


Because it’s not true?

ThinkerGate's tweet image. Because it’s not true?

Article 1 also says “three-fifths of all other persons” added to the whole number of free persons. So if we’re going to exclude undocumented people from being “free persons”, we’re compelled to count three-fifths of them. MAGA politics has us harkening back to slavery politics.

ThinkerGate's tweet image. Article 1 also says “three-fifths of all other persons” added to the whole number of free persons. So if we’re going to exclude undocumented people from being “free persons”, we’re compelled to count three-fifths of them.

MAGA politics has us harkening back to slavery politics.

The worst atrocity of our time is when Joe Biden didn’t recognize George Clooney.


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