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Coming up at 11:40, we meet the delivery driver who believes they have travelled from a dimension which is ruled by sheep


Coming up at 11:25, we meet the dancer who thinks James Bond is actually real and living among us


Coming up at 11:05, we meet the magician who believes they were King Henry VIII in a past life


Coming up at 11:00, we meet the electrician who thinks vampires are slowly taking over the world


Coming up at 10:45, we meet the niece who believes coffee is the creation of the devil


Coming up at 10:55, we meet the maid who tours around the world singing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star to baby ostriches


Coming up at 12:05, we meet the former nun who believes a hedgehog in their garden is plotting their murder


Coming up at 10:45, we meet the rapper who believes the secret recipe for KFC is hidden in the pyramids


Coming up at 11:40, we meet the presenter who claims to have been raised in a jungle by a pack of wolves, before meeting a singing bear


Coming up at 10:55, we meet the lawyer who has dedicated their whole life to raising awareness about the benefits of Red Leicester cheese


Coming up at 12:10, we meet the chef who believes Earth is a computer simulation game, controlled by a pre-pubescant teenager


Coming up at 11:40, we meet the rapper who claims they have been cloned 3 times by their neighbour


Coming up at 11:40, we meet the detective who claims to have invented the worlds first teleportation device


Coming up at 11:05, we meet the fisherman who believes they have travelled from a dimension which is ruled by sheep


Coming up at 11:35, we meet the singer who believes fireworks are used to communicate secret messages


Coming up at 12:05, we meet the child who claims to have proof that chickens can play poker


Coming up at 11:55, we meet the nurse who doesn't believe that humans need oxygen to survive


Coming up at 11:00, we meet the musician who has invested £9million into the "Pineapple On Pizza" campaign


Coming up at 12:05, we meet the lawyer who believes puppies are the worlds greatest hypnotists


Coming up at 10:50, we meet the nurse who claims the only reason they got married was "for the bants"


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