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Plain Dealer Publishing Co. receives $3.8-million PPP loan. In staff memo, Advance Local CEO Caroline Harrison writes, "We believe this represents the most significant investment in peanut butter and pasta sauce purchases in Congressional appropriations history."
Mickey Callaway #metoo accusations rock Tribe front office as team begins Cactus League play in Arizona. Owner Paul Dolan tamps down fans' criticism with brief message to beat reporters: "Enjoy him and then we’ll see what happens."
Browns QB Baker Mayfield reports UFO sighting outside Austin, Texas. Subsequent I-Team investigation reveals an elaborate and "immersive" advertising campaign for Progressive, including a bizarre Venusian storyline, set to debut during the NFL preseason later this year.
FEMA will open a mass vaccination site at CSU's Wolstein Center on St. Patrick's Day. When pressed for details, Gov. Mike DeWine loudly sighs and admits, "Yes, we're going to make the vaccine green for everyone."
City's Landmarks Commission approves mixed-use, timber-built Market Square development for parcels across the street from West Side Market. Graham Veysey and Marika Shioiri-Clark, down the street, loudly shout: "Yeah, but where's the Walgreens?"
Indians catcher Kevin Plawecki says he threw all fastballs and netted a scoreless ninth inning when called to pitch in Sunday night game against Atlanta. "The hardest part, frankly, was catching them," he adds.
City investigating whether someone "hacked" flight information displays at Cleveland Hopkins International Airport on Monday. Sources say investigation focused on Assistant Director of Port Control Fred Szabo, "who's always typing '58008' into his calculator and giggling."
Cuyahoga County Chief Technology Officer Michael Young announces abrupt resignation, effective April 26. Armond Budish immediately rushes down to Young's office to ask: "Before you go -- can you show me how Minesweeper works again?"
State Sen. John Eklund met with Cleveland.com editors to discuss a plan to legalize sports gambling in Ohio. Eklund gave Chris Quinn 2:1 odds that SB 111 will pass.
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