Thompson Reporters
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Experts in complex multi-district litigation matters. Nationwide since 2003.
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Say what?! Q. And do you know if his wife is deceased? A. Yes, I do. Q. Okay, how do you know that? A. She died.
Say what??!! Q. Did you talk to anyone on the break? A. I talked to my dog. Q. What did your dog have to say? A. Time to let him out of the cage.
Pro Se Litigant: WELL, I OBJECT TO YOUR OBJECTION TO MY OBJECTION!!! Never a dull moment...
A. You're very kind for an attorney. Q. Thank you very much. It's a low bar. A. I don't know if that should be on the record. Q. That's all right, I'll take it.
Joys of Zoom Depos Attorney: If you don't mind, can you adjust your camera? We're staring at your groin. Witness: Sure, excuse me. How long have you been doing that? Attorney: About an hour.
CONTEXT MATTERs: Q. Okay, and where did you get the package from? A. We order it from our suppliers? Q. And the package comes with two cotton swabs, and they are both used? A. No. They're brand new.
Attorney: What did you do, if anything, to prepare for this deposition? Witness: I took a shower.
During a remote deposition a witness asked me if I could assist with his WiFi. When I asked him what the issue was, he said a construction guy cut his cable wires!
Rachel Maddow and Lawrence O'Donnell praise court reporters! youtube.com/watch?v=olyUzm…
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Say What...???? Q. Are you taking any medication that might alter your mental state? A. I wish.
Say What...???? Q. Can you describe her? Like height, weight, hairstyle, anything like that? A. Short, long hair, boobs, and booty. I don't know how else to describe a stripper.
Say What...???? Q. You only have one son. How old is your son? A. 35. Q. How long have you known your son? A. Really?
Say what...???!!! Q. Is your mother still living? A. No. Q. When did she pass? A. Years ago. Q. What did she - what was the reason for her passing? A. She died.
Say What...???? Mr. Green: Object to form. Ms. White: Objection to form. Ms. Scarlet: Who's objecting? Mr. Green: I am. Ms. Scarlet: On what grounds? Mr. Green: I'm a lawyer.
A court recently rejected the mandatory arbitration clause in Uber's terms and conditions. Uber users who have a legal dispute with the company can now have their case heard in public court, rather than behind closed doors in private arbitration: goo.gl/sjX1Cc
Hold yourself responsible for a higher standard than anybody expects of you. Never excuse yourself. - Henry Ward Beecher
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