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The thoughts in my head that cannot be attached to a name.
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Hubby browsing Victoria's Secret catalog: eyes my PJs printed with tiny Weiner dogs. That's what he gets tonight. #sexy. Ha
If everyone drank a little #scotch, the world would be a much better place.
At a hipster bar and the guy next to us is wearing denim overalls. He's an authentic.
Woah. Woah. That Google #inbox is way too cluttered for me. I need simple.
"@ao_Washington: Be courteous to all but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence." Love this
According to my hubby, being married is the same as being a eunuch. #justkidding #marriage
I told the dog that his flea collar is not like a condom; stay away from the sexy chihuahua down the street.
And I have completed my ingrown toenail self-surgery. I think I really did fix it.
Proof I'm a bit odd? I was really excited to give someone a shot for the first time.
Beautiful! "@RageMichelle: Tuesday haiku Hot waffle iron I would rather sit on one than be at my desk"
#fitbit is sending me a replacement. Great customer service! Plus I'm having withdrawals.
Best hubby material? Calls the frequent PJ changes from nights sweats "wardrobe changes".
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