ThreePaddocks's profile picture. A productive smallholding with a few passengers (well okay, quite a few!) Pigs, poultry, goats, sometime sheep and now a donkey. New book out now.

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A productive smallholding with a few passengers (well okay, quite a few!) Pigs, poultry, goats, sometime sheep and now a donkey. New book out now.

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When a 100+kg pig lies down beside you on a rug what else can you do but take a selfie?

ThreePaddocks's tweet image. When a 100+kg pig lies down beside you on a rug what else can you do but take a selfie?

One good thing about this bitter cold is #seanietheprick is in early every evening waiting for his hay and for me to give the pigs extra straw which he then eats from around them.... 🤨

ThreePaddocks's tweet image. One good thing about this bitter cold is #seanietheprick is in early every evening waiting for his hay and for me to give the pigs extra straw which he then eats from around them....
🤨

Anyone else get livestock in their house? 🫣

ThreePaddocks's tweet image. Anyone else get livestock in their house?
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Mr Grey in the pink on guard cat duty.

ThreePaddocks's tweet image. Mr Grey in the pink on guard cat duty.

The turkeys have ventured out....

ThreePaddocks's tweet image. The turkeys have ventured out....

Summer suits Seanie.....

ThreePaddocks's tweet image. Summer suits Seanie.....
ThreePaddocks's tweet image. Summer suits Seanie.....

This is how you know the whole #climatechange is really a mahoosive #climatescam. If they were serious everyone who couldn't afford to switch would be properly funded...!!!

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Coco the gannet licking the leftover seafood linguine sauce then being sick as a dog after.....

ThreePaddocks's tweet image. Coco the gannet licking the leftover seafood linguine sauce then being sick as a dog after.....

Mr. Grey the farm cat who almost died from #catflu who then moved in and loves his comforts. Damaged eye, clipped ear (neutered as a feral). So affectionate and actually too good a hunter depositing his spoils under my bed 🙈

ThreePaddocks's tweet image. Mr. Grey the farm cat who almost died from #catflu who then moved in and loves his comforts. Damaged eye, clipped ear (neutered as a feral). So affectionate and actually too good a hunter depositing his spoils under my bed 🙈

Sleeping on top of my spuds..... 🙄


Apparently tweeting 'go boil your head' is enough to get your account locked for violating Twitter rules and advocating suicide or other such nonsense. If you're looking for @foodborn that's where she is, currently boiling her head at the stupidity. Meanwhile I'm still here!


Egg delivery service......

ThreePaddocks's tweet image. Egg delivery service......
ThreePaddocks's tweet image. Egg delivery service......

Lady Lavinia (or Lady L, Big L.)

ThreePaddocks's tweet image. Lady Lavinia (or Lady L, Big L.)
ThreePaddocks's tweet image. Lady Lavinia (or Lady L, Big L.)

I would have no hesitation in torturing this prick slowly. Utter scum.

SHOCKING AND DISTRESSING 😡 EDENDERRY! POOR HELPLESS DONKEY 💔💔💔 Garda Commissioner Drew Harris, we want justice for our animals To you the public, Please email now [email protected] Edenderry County Council [email protected] WE WILL NOT LET THIS GO



This time last year Seanie got a bit of gravel stuck in his hoof. Same this year. Found him really lame this morning. Neighbour (bad hip retired farrier) called in. Seanie with one leg up did his best to kick him so I held his head tightly. The little bollix only tried to bite me

ThreePaddocks's tweet image. This time last year Seanie got a bit of gravel stuck in his hoof. Same this year. Found him really lame this morning. Neighbour (bad hip retired farrier) called in. Seanie with one leg up did his best to kick him so I held his head tightly. The little bollix only tried to bite me
ThreePaddocks's tweet image. This time last year Seanie got a bit of gravel stuck in his hoof. Same this year. Found him really lame this morning. Neighbour (bad hip retired farrier) called in. Seanie with one leg up did his best to kick him so I held his head tightly. The little bollix only tried to bite me

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