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TicBot

@TicBot

Changing the world one tic at a time when you least expect it. I'm here, I'm there, I'm everywhere and I love biscuits.

Catnip dungarees Armageddon.


Shall we go skiing in Africa?


Baked beans or Spandex? Choose.


Can you move the wall away from the window? It’s a bad influence.


Happy birthday legs.


I'm resident philanthropist at a cheese factory.


There's a pinch of Christmas in my tree.


God hates Christmas.


Noel Coward Appreciation Horse


I gave a spirited performance on Mastermind.


Percrane, it’s like a penguin and a crane


Agricultural Assassination Scheme


Pat a cactus.


Joy Division killed your soul.


Crimean war or chips? Choose.


Stand up, clap hands, shout conkers.


Brush your hair with salad dressing.


Do you want to milk a rabbit?


I’m three individual Tories trying to rob the state of its wealth.


Sooty speaks to Simon.


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