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So, Liz Truss thinks what’s needed is lower taxes when the population have voted overwhelmingly for higher taxes
To those who keep asking if I have managed to infiltrate the Sunak campaign to take charge of weather, umbrella storage, the music, the planted questions by Tory councillors, Titanic visits, and Wales ⚽️ I couldn’t possibly comment. But well done the Agent who got two exit signs…
Press photo from his flight to NI. Seriously, though. His handlers really, *really* hate him, don’t they?
If I was Sir Keir Starmer, I’d be reminding the electorate that, based on recent history, voting Conservative isn’t necessarily a vote for Rishi Sunak—we could have another five years of prime ministerial musical chairs with who-knows in charge and all the chaos that would ensue
People who accidentally found their doppelgängers in museums - a thread 🧵
Every single individual from the PO CEO down to all the investigators, lawyers, Fujitsu execs and post office staff who hounded the sub postmasters and the ministers and government who lied to cover it up should be hauled before the courts to face justice #PostOfficeScandal
Either the Tories have not thought through the implications of the post-brexit immigration rules... or they have thought them through all too well. I have a nasty inkling of what they might be up to, but it takes a bit of explaining. Let's start with "before brexit"... 1/
Once met a British oil exec in Lagos. The day before, he’d been to a disastrous party at a top minister’s house. The invitation said ‘Fancy dress compulsory’. He had no fancy dress, but was an enthusiastic scuba diver and by chance had his gear with him. He dressed up, took a…
This is where we find out that the miracle cure for brain tumours is an exclusive diet of tuna bake #TheArchers
The benefits to the organisers of #glastonbury2023 of having large LED backdrops behind all the different bands are obvious — no set building etc — but maybe someone might’ve put a bit more thought into the content than simply running the lyrics into an AI image generator
So, Sunak—presumably not a mortgage-holder— has suggested actual mortgage-holders should be “reassured” as they’re asked to “hold their nerve” while the government does nothing. Doesn’t sound very reassuring
Was Axl getting chilly? Is the sleeveless biker jacket the rocker’s cardigan? #glastonbury2023
In all her whinging about not getting a peerage, why isn’t @NadineDorries complaining that a 29 year old intern got one and she didn’t?
“Not that I don’t want them to win, I just don’t want to hear it again”. Graham Norton getting better and better #EUROVISION
Ist der papst katholisch?
I love mad car copy. 'Never stop arriving' sounds like the brakes don't work.
Here's a little look at German cost of living vs British cost of living, which goes a long way to explain why British people are suffering- despite the UK being ome of the richest countries in the world /1
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