Tim, formerly from Spult Capital
@TimAtHomeAtWork
Husband (Former) Father (Beloved) Patriot. TWEETS DO NOT REFLECT THE OPINIONS OF
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Went to the mall an a group of rowdy teens followed me around calling me ‘chopped’. Store to store, just ‘chopped chopped chopped’ I’d pick up a pair of pants to look at and they’d laugh. I’ve never been more humiliated in my life
Just saw photos from the new Mario movie and - where’s the cock? Where is his enormous hog? This isn’t even the same character anymore
10 y.o. son is ghosting me. Simply didn’t come home from hanging out under the bridge Monday, not answering calls. Very immature if you ask me.
Me and the gas man have very different opinions on what ‘full service’ means
yeah, fitness gun in their mouths
More than a third of the recruits at ICE's training academy are failing the personal-fitness test, @NickMiroff reports. “It’s pathetic,” one career ICE official told Miroff. theatlantic.com/politics/archi…
nothing about our great nation? more like wokie monster
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A lot of stolen valor in the ‘thick girl fat ass’ wars
Mother’s maiden name, Queen? Street where you grew up, Queen? First pet’s name, Queen?
What about 1 Gorilla versus 1 Gorilla? And we watch from the stands, jeering, our twisted faces moving in slow motion as the main character realizes they shouldn’t be here
Mankind hasn’t had a visionary leader like The Rizzler in generations. Not since Bob Dylan, maybe even before. Nations will fall before him
Just learned about that Malcolm X guy, is what he’s saying true???!
my wife when I tell her no
If I do something you REALLY don’t like, that’s fine. You will be okay.
If a raccoon bites you on your lunch break, it should STAND TRIAL. Not hide under my porch and die like a coward
Something NEEDS to be done about fentanyl in our country
I’m DONE dating single women. If you can’t find a husband to cheat on, that’s a red flag
We really didn’t appreciate him enough while he was alive. That’s always how it goes
Leave @elonmusk alone!! We should be focusing on the REAL Nazis: people who look at Palestinian flags
Democracy was supposed to die in DARKNESS, why do I keep hearing about it
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