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Tim the Doorman

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Gatekeeping all the memes

Days 3 and 4 of the 7 day bender 2, the Alc strikes back: It was so over, but we are so back


It has come to my attention that I missed yesterday’s bender report, that will be addressed


Day 2 of the 7 day bender 2, Drink Harder: Always pace the drinking. Marathon, not sprint


Day 1 of the 7 day bender 2, electric boogaloo: I have missed being in Mexico


Me to GH, “listening” to his wine: What’s it saying to you? GH: It called me the N Word!


Others: Fatherless behavior Me, an intellectual: You have forgotten the face of your father


I wish I had Stone Cold Steve Austin’s walk up music when I went into a bar


Being told you’re jacked at a bar might be a top 10 male experience


Tim the Doorman reposted

“I’m so excited to drink tonight” -@Outlet2323


Tim the Doorman reposted

“You know how tortas (sandwich) are kinda full” -@Outlet2323


I love when my bottle of alcohol turns into an ender pearl


“God might’ve been in his bag when he created 3-5 beers”- @HamNBeanStewart


I spout a random pearl and @HamNBeanStewart doesn’t quote me, I hate my life


These people don’t know it, but they’re drinking with a tv star


Hot take, if you can’t tip your server, don’t eat at a table service restaurant. Thanks for coming to my ted talk


No need for crack when you can open booster boxes


The duality of man: Wonderwall in the dining room Spider-Man 2 Pizza theme in the kitchen


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