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Tim Gorman

@TimGormanTech

@Azure data engineer @Microsoft, 38 yrs wrangling data mostly on @Oracle databases, Oracle ACED alumnus, @OakTableNetwork member, views are my own (he/him)

Remembering one of the many awesome monologues in one of the most beautiful films of all time... youtube.com/watch?v=cydkTy…

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Tell me you're waiting for a colonoscopy without saying you're waiting for a colonoscopy...

TimGormanTech's tweet image. Tell me you're waiting for a colonoscopy without saying you're waiting for a colonoscopy...

The 2-min vignette from "Silent Movie" (1976) of @MelBrooks with Dom Deluise, Marty Feldman, and Sid Caesar with Marcel Marceau is incredible. The irony of Marceau's only known spoken line & Brooks followup "I don't speak French" is comedic perfection. youtube.com/watch?v=IhhS13…

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Been waiting for this result 2 weeks after testing positive. Big thanks to hotel masseuse in Malta who was QANON. Her conspiracy theories were sad enough (i.e. "Biden outlawed Christianity", etc), but I didn't realize until later that "Q" means "unvaxxed" as well as "idiot"

TimGormanTech's tweet image. Been waiting for this result 2 weeks after testing positive.

Big thanks to hotel masseuse in Malta who was QANON. Her conspiracy theories were sad enough (i.e. "Biden outlawed Christianity", etc), but I didn't realize until later that "Q" means "unvaxxed" as well as "idiot"

Lighthearted moments from the Beatles "Get Back" sessions where John and Paul sing "Two Of Us" with their teeth clenched. Both are having a blast, lots of fun, but John just looks utterly demonic... youtube.com/watch?v=vdF0BJ…

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On 09-Apr 1942, a bomb struck the Mosta Rotunda in Malta. Unlike most of the 6700 tons of bombs dropped on Malta during WW2, this one didn't explode, a miracle as the church was full. The bare patch left of center is where the bomb entered, and a replica is on display.

TimGormanTech's tweet image. On 09-Apr 1942, a bomb struck the Mosta Rotunda in Malta.

Unlike most of the 6700 tons of bombs dropped on Malta during WW2, this one didn't explode, a miracle as the church was full.

The bare patch left of center is where the bomb entered, and a replica is on display.
TimGormanTech's tweet image. On 09-Apr 1942, a bomb struck the Mosta Rotunda in Malta.

Unlike most of the 6700 tons of bombs dropped on Malta during WW2, this one didn't explode, a miracle as the church was full.

The bare patch left of center is where the bomb entered, and a replica is on display.

Valletta Grand Harbor... now that's a yacht club...

TimGormanTech's tweet image. Valletta Grand Harbor... now that's a yacht club...

Customer: what is the status of <requested-feature>? Me: it shows as "engineering-committed" Customer: what does that mean in terms of when? Me: ...


Peter Gabriel (setlist.fm/setlist/peter-…) was my first concert, in NYC Central Park. A friend and I drove into NYC, scored tickets last minute. We ended up 8 ft from the stage. Gabriel was the most inebriated performer I've ever seen, and it was amazing.

TimGormanTech's tweet image. Peter Gabriel (setlist.fm/setlist/peter-…) was my first concert, in NYC Central Park.

A friend and I drove into NYC, scored tickets last minute. We ended up 8 ft from the stage. Gabriel was the most inebriated performer I&apos;ve ever seen, and it was amazing.

A friend shared a screenshot he captured on his phone while at his house in Port Charlotte FL during Hurricane Ian...

TimGormanTech's tweet image. A friend shared a screenshot he captured on his phone while at his house in Port Charlotte FL during Hurricane Ian...

Moved Marika's RV back to her riverside spot for the winter, which is nowhere in sight on this flawless October weekend

TimGormanTech's tweet image. Moved Marika&apos;s RV back to her riverside spot for the winter, which is nowhere in sight on this flawless October weekend

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there are tears in my eyes LMFAOOOOOOOOOO


As much as I want to see TFG in prison... We've never used this area of law before. We have to do this right, which means slowly, as there are many mistakes to be made. There's lots of evidence and it all matters. Have faith, he's going away. Let's ensure he goes away for good.


Inflation is caused by too much demand chasing too little supply. We just emerged from a pandemic that shredded supply chains globally. Yet the Fed is reacting as if there is too much money, instead of too little supply. Restore supply chains, instead of choking off recovery


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A summary of the Dr. Oz campaign.


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