Timothy Farr
@TimNicholasFarr
Guy who can't come up with amusing descriptions of himself.
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The previous tenant at my house was "Timothy Shirt". Just got a letter addressed to Mr T Shirt. That's worse than "Mr Farr, T". Almost..
It's probably not the worst thing about waterfall, but I really miss index cards.
My removalists use waterfall. Had to estimate nmbr of boxes 3 weeks ago. Charged massively for change requests. Was off by 43 boxes :(
Imagine a world where it takes a 7 person meeting to approve a deploy to the test env. Welcome to Enterprise. 《Cue jurassic park theme》
I'm willing to bet that when something called the Testing Center is in charge of choosing a test tool, it's going to be QuickTest Pro.
The renegade architect suggests an environment to run automated tests in. Silence descends on the meeting like a shroud...
We have to use a crappy webapp to deploy to our dev/test environments? BAM - webdriver! #FightThePower
If declining a meeting with no explanation is wrong, then why does it feel so right?
I suspect that I'm being karmically punished for complaining about not being invited to meetings in my old job..
I'm trying to re-christen our "iterative waterfall" as the "whirlpool methodology". Can't figure out why it won't catch on..
In an odd twist of fate, the only motivated department around here seems yo be the one that produces motivational posters..
I'm concerned that this solution doesn't have enough middleware. Can we get some more middleware over here, please?
Judging by the names QuickTest and Quality Center, someone in HP's marketing department has a keen sense of irony.
Pizza shapes in staff biscuit jar? resource67015.morale += 3%;
Hey IE, if I type a URL and hit enter, it means I want to go to a webpage. No additional confirmation should be required. #internetconfirmer
Corporate life tastes like instant coffee and sadness. #nescafailure
Can you imagine if enterprise architects designed houses? There'd be a really slow bus to take you from your bedroom to the kitchen..
Buddy, if your job can be done by two shell scripts and an xml file, you need to take a long look in the mirror...
My build manager is kind of like a change manager, in the sense that "manages" means "avoids at all costs".
Breaking news: web apps that only support Internet Explorer are shit. Quality Centre, I'm looking at you.
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