"I absolutely LOVE to exfoliate." -Lady in skincare ad, no one else ever.
Restaurants: putting shellfish in your fish dishes w/o saying is not clever. As I’m only mildly allergic, I’ll settle for defiling your loo
My favourite is the poor guy on @NASA intercom going "ah, can someone please get back to work and check landing location?" during the party.
The story of Weston, Illinois, the town that voted itself out of existence for Fermilab history.fnal.gov/exhibit/weston…
Exactly! RT @SallyStrange: @BirdTerrifier Also, get it straight: it's #KneelbeforePZOD! #FTBullies
A wonderful piece on Sally Ride and being gay in the 1980's astrodyke.blogspot.com/2012/07/sally-…
just sent someone an ASCII penis. in 2012. felt good.
Sally Ride would usually be the third name I'd say on a list of astronauts as a kid after Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin. An inspiration RIP
This is why Harry Houdini was awesome -- listverse.com/2008/08/23/10-… -- "That his wife hold an annual seance so he could reveal himself to her."
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While most wills are left in order to make certain that our financial affairs are taken care of after our death, some people have used them to make
Very sorry to learn of astronaut Dr. Sally Ride's death. She changed the world, getting girls excited about science. She will be missed.
CHURCHILL. RT @RobDenBleyker: I wonder who Hitler would kill if he had a time machine.
And now its boring -- I could make a BDSM joke, but the billionth "Operation Martyrdom" tweet depresses me too much
If you wanted money you could've asked - "every Kafir would be obliged to pay #Jizya submissively"
Damocles's lawyer called - "With the swords of Truth dangling above their head Mogadishu's so-called Lawmakers..."
I wanna RT some of these to share the crazy but they've mastered the art of spouting stuff just under the character limit
-.- jealous @blakestacey Or the autographed memoir of Philip Zimbardo, warden of the Stanford Prison Experiment.
Reinforces recent announcement: National Trust to review creationist friendly exhibit at Giant's Causeway bit.ly/PjhJxE
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