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@TimTheTable1

I am a moneymancer, and my only real spell is summon dollar

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We deadass need a PSA on hygiene for men. It's not gay to wash your ass please and thanks.

The ministry of health needs to start a campaign to get niggas to wash their ass. There's no way 6/10 men have the same signature scent of week old crusty doodoo flakes. Some of you clench your cheeks when you swim to ensure water doesn't even know you have an anus, fuck you.



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The ministry of health needs to start a campaign to get niggas to wash their ass. There's no way 6/10 men have the same signature scent of week old crusty doodoo flakes. Some of you clench your cheeks when you swim to ensure water doesn't even know you have an anus, fuck you.


"Atomic Samurai"

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Highkey if the monster association didn’t kidnap a kid im certain either Blast, Tatsumaki or Atomic Samurai could solo the Monster Association



Maybe those feet niggas were on to something

We exploring colours this year , right?

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That nigga said I'm shorter than Dratini smh

Imagine ya handsome but you’re 5’5, id also be a menace to society



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earclacks gijinkas to fill the void

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There's someone who bookmarks everything I tweet. I just know they want to take me to Chainama and will have a firm case.


😭😭

orbital es invencible te necesitamos lance

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If I had to fly into the sun to feel pussy, I'd be right there with Icarus.

Mind you the most unfit man will still put up a good 10-20mins of a full body workout. Lmao like how?!



Is this the most atrocious performance in weapon ball history?

Orbital 🔵 VS 🟢 Grower



The man's age aside, this is a crazy judgment.

Are magistrates law degree holders or there are other ways to get there?

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Hold on he's cooking

just cos i nut doesn’t mean i had a great time



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I love Israelis. If that pisses you off, you can kiss my Irish Catholic ass.



I know Vday is close, but the lack of composure I'm seeing 💀


I lied, but my body feels like shit

I'm too unc for these work shifts. I really can't work from 8:00 p.m. to 5:00 a.m. anymore bruh.



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I kiss every inch of the lady I’m involved with

boys are not kissing shoulders and spines anymore we are in hell



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The year of the bag 🙌🏿


Ain't nobody ever gave me shit. I had to take this shit. Go get your paper, bitch.


Let me just sleep

96 in 8 hours?



96 in 8 hours?


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