Dirk Strider
@TimaeussTestify
Somewhere in my 20s. Guess. Don't be weird to me.👎 Be cool.👍 // Pfp+banner by @myriadserased , I commissioned these!
// Admin intro 19. Adult. He/any. Preferably 16+ accts only. Minors, keep it SFW. Adults, suggestive at most. I don't bite. No pro/darkship please. Everyone else, welcome to interact. Trying to be in character, let me know OOC to tone it down. 👍 I draw my own stuff.
My horoscope btw. Joy and opines. It's coming. Trust.
Dirk strider joy and opines commence
Dirk meets Dirk Dirk meets Dirk Dirk introduces Dirk to Dirk Dirk & Dirk & Dirk. There's a lot of Dirk's.
Another bar from Dirk. Genius.
He's spitting bars.
Roxy, I love all versions of you like you are family. The version of me you know is probably fucked seven ways from Sunday in the head. Severely fucked in the head. I'm talking so fucked that people on AO3 are shocked at how unsexual that your version of me is being fucked.
Possibly the coolest me I've met. Definitely top 3. Possibly top 2. Maybe number 1. Maybe.
Apparently other me is sick as hell. In the "Is very cool" way, not the "I am bleeding out of my ass and shitting from my nose" way.
This guy fucking gets it.
(I Have To Inform Everyone That Today, I Am Quitting Parodystuck. I Cannot Be In A Community That Supports Unethical Problematic Shit Like Fujodave. I Will Be Killing Reb Off Tomorrow And I Will Leave Forever. Goodbye.)
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==> Carefully you pick him up, he doesn’t seem to have the energy. That fact worries you even more
==> Be Dirk. > Your strife distracted you, but only briefly. Your curiosity is still gnawing you inside out, spitting you out to chew you up again. > Maybe if you shake Lionkat some more, he'll give you an actual answer this time. > You decide to look for @carcinoFelisleo .
Before I disappear, I would like to say VOTE DIRK. I am gone now, do not ask me why I said this.
V𓁹TE HIMEDIRK F𓁹R THE HUMAN BLACK HIST𓁹RY M𓁹NTH THING!
y’all voting for that bum are enforcing problematic behavior woke is DEAD!!! anyways !
Vote HimeDirk for Black History Month.
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