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This is a shit post. It's a post about shit. Scat porn. There, I said it. 😘😩🍆💦


We need Conker in Super Smash Bros. His frying pan being his main weapon, he could double jump off the sunflower's boobs again. His ultimate attack could be the Great Mighty Poo. Nintendo, make this fucking happen. 😂🤣 @NintendoAmerica @conkerhimself


New show premier today, at 4pm MST. I've been keeping this one on the backburner for a year, it's finally time to show it off. 😱😩🍑🥒🍌🍆🌶️🫛💦


I'm a little weird. And that's okay. I poke butts all night and day. Sometimes with my finger. Sometimes the whole fist. Maybe I should be a proctologist. ☝️😘


This is what happens when you're fixing your body trackers in an avatar that has jiggle physics, and I whip out my camera. 😂


Learning how to edit videos with surface tracking! 😂


I just found out they make toasters with a hole in it for hotdogs. Looks like I'm getting myself a new toaster! 🍆💦😂👉👌


Gotta love streaming. I fix one thing, break another. It's like the jock strap incident all over again. 😂🤣


Me: Babe, I have a question. Wife: What? Me: What's the gay equivalent of a side chick? Wife: I dunno. Side dick? God damn it, I fucking love her. 😂😂😂😂😂


So I was going to bed last night, slipped a little off the edge because Frosty was up too close on my side of the bed. I asked her to move over so I don't fall and she backs her ass up against me and farts. I fucking love her. 😂🤣


When you ask your wife to punch you in the nuts live on stream, please understand that she will not hesitate to do so. And she won't hold back either. Lesson learned. 🥥🥥👨‍🦽😂


You can pick your friends. You can pick your nose. You can pick your friend's nose. You can do whatever you want, I'm not your dad. 😂


Special thank you to everyone who made last night possible! @duhey_the_fennec @mammal108 @AudioGlitch_ @foxy_torino This was the best damn April Fool's I've ever had! And special thank you to @TVTheFrostyFour for making such a perfect world and the sock puppet avatar designs!


I just want to say congrats again to Welix and Cookie for taking the big step forward and getting married, we had a great time both at the wedding and hanging out after. I wish you both a happy and wonderful future together! 💝💝💝


I have upgraded to a whole new kind of menace in the streaming society. I now possess a kazoo and a harmonica. You have been warned. 😂


Is it ironic that 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday?


They thought I was joking, they thought I was trying to make them laugh. But for the next 24 hours, I get the last laughs. Enjoy your 24-hour no-nut challenge! 🤣


If you're going to 69 for more than 5 minutes, put googly eyes on your balls so your partner can have something fun to watch. 👀


Thank you all for an awesome birthday party! We had the most wonderful evening and it's all thanks you! You guys are the best, I don't know what I did to deserve friends as amazing as you, but god damn it, I appreciate all of you! ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥


I hope everyone had an amazing Christmas with their loved ones! Now let's get ready for New Years! Goodbye 2021, HELLLLLOOOOO 2022!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳


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