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Jimmy Time

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Why can’t therapists understand that I got exercise and didn’t smoke weed my entire childhood and the only place it got me was in their office.


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I told my therapist I was gonna get a shock pen to shock myself everytime I vaped in hopes of associating nicotine with a negative reaction and she said I would probably just get addicted to shocking myself 😭


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they only thing i feel for children in somalia is despair. these are the kids who actually managed to get help btw. the numbers are way bigger.

🚨 𝟮𝟲𝟱 𝗰𝗮𝘀𝗲𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗱 𝘀𝗲𝘅𝘂𝗮𝗹 𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗮𝘂𝗹𝘁 𝗿𝗲𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗮𝘁 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗢𝗡𝗘 𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗽𝗶𝘁𝗮𝗹 𝗶𝗻 𝗠𝗼𝗴𝗮𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗵𝘂 𝗶𝗻 𝗼𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝟭𝟬 𝗺𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗵𝘀.



Everyone wants a community until it’s time to participate in the community.

Tinder never fails, it’s goodbye from me

phillclo's tweet image. Tinder never fails, it’s goodbye from me


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This is how the US "rescue" people in Africa.

thatdayin1992's tweet image. This is how the US "rescue" people in Africa.

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The best thing about being American is when they permanently erase history for temporary marketing purposes.

apu is probably not coming this season THEY ERASED HIM FROM THE BE SHARPS PORTRAIT IN MOE'S TAVERN

MemeManTweets's tweet image. apu is probably not coming this season THEY ERASED HIM FROM THE BE SHARPS PORTRAIT IN MOE'S TAVERN


When “Never again!” becomes “because we’re the only ones allowed to do it from now on!”

Enemy civilians are materially and morally supportive of the enemy military effort. Children and dissidents aside, they’re not innocent. And any innocents who are harmed as a byproduct of crushing the enemy are the enemy’s responsibility.



Nothing quite like Facebook telling me to celebrates a dead coworker’s birthday. Might be a bit late on that one.


“No one tricker treats in your neighborhood because the boomers priced out the young parents!” Then who the fuck keeps screaming all day in my neighborhood? Why does the screaming not happen during 8am-3pm on weekdays? Why does the ice cream man drive so slow down my block?


I imagine a future where wrestling knowledge is nearly forgotten and some undereducated, but well meaning archaic sports fan finds the long lost tape of when Andre The Physical Giant and a Gorilla(extinct species) having a boxing match on the now underwater country of Borinquén.

This was Andre’s personal VHS copy of his 1977 boxing match against Gorilla Monsoon from Puerto Rico. Given to him by Titan Sports. He really liked this match and would show it to people when they came over to his ranch. Check out @BrianRSolomon latest book on Gorilla. A++

COwens73's tweet image. This was Andre’s personal VHS copy of his 1977 boxing match against Gorilla Monsoon from Puerto Rico. Given to him by Titan Sports. He really liked this match and would show it to people when they came over to his ranch. Check out @BrianRSolomon latest book on Gorilla.  A++
COwens73's tweet image. This was Andre’s personal VHS copy of his 1977 boxing match against Gorilla Monsoon from Puerto Rico. Given to him by Titan Sports. He really liked this match and would show it to people when they came over to his ranch. Check out @BrianRSolomon latest book on Gorilla.  A++
COwens73's tweet image. This was Andre’s personal VHS copy of his 1977 boxing match against Gorilla Monsoon from Puerto Rico. Given to him by Titan Sports. He really liked this match and would show it to people when they came over to his ranch. Check out @BrianRSolomon latest book on Gorilla.  A++


RACE WARS!!!

WWE legend Tatanka pitches a Native American Bloodline vs Samoan Bloodline feud for his sons Joseph and Jeremiah: "Who I would love to work with? Roman Reigns. Come on man. Tribal Chiefs. We're talking about Native Bloodline, Samoan Bloodline, and we're bringing two boys in…

WrestleTalk_TV's tweet image. WWE legend Tatanka pitches a Native American Bloodline vs Samoan Bloodline feud for his sons Joseph and Jeremiah:

"Who I would love to work with? Roman Reigns. Come on man. Tribal Chiefs. We're talking about Native Bloodline, Samoan Bloodline, and we're bringing two boys in…
WrestleTalk_TV's tweet image. WWE legend Tatanka pitches a Native American Bloodline vs Samoan Bloodline feud for his sons Joseph and Jeremiah:

"Who I would love to work with? Roman Reigns. Come on man. Tribal Chiefs. We're talking about Native Bloodline, Samoan Bloodline, and we're bringing two boys in…


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🚨🇺🇸 BREAKING — “Halloween Blackface Girl” Humilliated Herself to Pay For Meth Addiction.

PamphletsY's tweet image. 🚨🇺🇸 BREAKING — “Halloween Blackface Girl”  Humilliated Herself to Pay For Meth Addiction.
PamphletsY's tweet image. 🚨🇺🇸 BREAKING — “Halloween Blackface Girl”  Humilliated Herself to Pay For Meth Addiction.

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‼️UPDATE: A New York town official Who SHOT Lost Black DoorDash Driver In The BACK—Nearly K*lling Him For Asking Directions during a late-night delivery—Wife Caught Deleting 17+ RING Videos To COVER UP Crime—Now INDICTED For Hindering Prosecution & 17 Counts Tampering!…


Fuck that little racist girl, but man, eugenicists are everywhere on this site.

clip on bangs too far back + completely different color from the rest of her hair oh that pissed her off

jun3buggy's tweet image. clip on bangs too far back + completely different color from the rest of her hair oh that pissed her off


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I’ve never related to something more than seeing the light leave Jon’s eyes as she reveals she’s learned literally nothing.

KAMALA HARRIS: "It is never satisfying to say we've gotta be incremental - and I'm not advocating incrementalism - but until we win back majorities in the Senate and the House and take the White House, that may just be where we are."



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All right-wing regimes are the same. Preach "traditional values" to the dumb masses while engaging in hedonism. It always ends up this way.

Mar-a-Lago bathroom selfie

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01 Nov 2025

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🇸🇩 Sudan: Bara Hospital Horror — The UAE-backed RSF took control of the hospital and massacred countless children while raping pregnant women. Among the victims were women who had given birth barely 15–20 minutes earlier, and others who were in labour and expected to deliver…

MilitantTracker's tweet image. 🇸🇩 Sudan: Bara Hospital Horror — The UAE-backed RSF took control of the hospital and massacred countless children while raping pregnant women. 

Among the victims were women who had given birth barely 15–20 minutes earlier, and others who were in labour and expected to deliver…

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Asmongold says America is "white peoples land" because "we fought a war over it" How does @Twitch allow this?



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Hillary Clinton, the original queen of “Vote Blue No Matter Who,” refuses to say she’d vote for Democratic nominee, Zohran Mamdani.

On Unholy podcast, @Freedland asks Hillary Clinton if she’d vote for Zohran Mamdani? HC: “You know what? I don't vote in this city. I'm not involved in it. I have not been at all even asked to be involved in it, and I have not chosen to be involved in it.”



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