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Timmy Moore

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Cogito ergo nom.

Hmm... I have a Twitter account. Wonder how I forgot about it. #HELLOWORLD


Just finished #ColdDays . @longshotauthor , you magnificent bastard.


Hey @altonbrown, I just bought some new cookware and used your guidelines. Thanks for the tips. #culinarydeity


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Worst thing about getting a cold is having to lick all of your co-workers' phones.


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Joe Biden is like a poor man's Jim Carrey, but Paul Ryan is like a poor man's worst nightmare.


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Even like the smartest dinosaur was stupid as fuck


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Oh, and I finished up with the final proofs of COLD DAYS early this morning. Rap, rap. On the way.


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I finally have word that it's officially official: Marsters is recording the audio for COLD DAYS.


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Dear Science, please invent more hot dog flavors. Thanks.


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February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.


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You guys ever sigh so long it turns into a yawn that turns into a nap that turns into a lifestyle?


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Miller. Kidding. SOO-kuh-loss. #nowyouknowthanksforaskingmeandnotsomemoron RT @CMroczka how do you pronounce your last name? #dyingtoknow


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Dawg. You know how offended I get at those sassy ass R&B commercials for McDonalds' nuggets. NIGGA. I still eat that shit tho


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If people criticize you, hurt you, shout at you, don't be bothered.. just remember "In every game the audience make noise, not the players."


"@FactUP: You cannot sneeze with your eyes open." The fuck you can't. #beenthere


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What a scene! Just in a 7/11 where a pissed off robot stormed out cursing about the price of electronic cigarettes!


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God particle is 'found': Scientists at Cern expected to announce Higgs boson particle has been... bit.ly/LcgS2E @joerogan


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"On a day this beautiful, I don't mind when the sun pops behind a cloud; I just assume it's adjusting its dick." Mr. Rogers


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How am I going to spend Valentine's Day? Naked, one the floor with a bottle of Captain Morgan in my hand, screaming Adele songs to my cat!


@bjohawk4life and @JTBlueShell should get together and talk about WWE. They're the only dudes I know who still watch. #matchmaker


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