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TimmyBeef

@TimmyBeef

I like beef jerky among other things.

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I have read many “tweets” in my life. There is one I think of about once a week. It was a few years ago from @rainnwilson. He said “I was the one who put my gum in the urinal”. A good reminder not be an asshole. Speaking of assholes, my dog is dragging his on our rug rn.


Is that drill what the doctor uses for the procedure?

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Smokehouse almonds are delicious. But if you shove a whole handful in your mouth it’s too much Smokehouse IMO #food


Face masks are annoying. But they are really awesome when you have an oozing cold sore and you have to give a presentation for work #Covid


Is it weird that I feel a little joy when the garbage man takes away my garbage?


It's really tough to nurse a White Claw


What is up with people posting photos of themselves to social media?


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Looks like Cinemax is coming in half unscrambled tonight. Big moment for 7th grade boys everywhere. Good luck, guys ...

Super70sSports's tweet image. Looks like Cinemax is coming in half unscrambled tonight. Big moment for 7th grade boys everywhere. Good luck, guys ...

Something smells in our house and I cannot figure out what it is.


My kids have a gecko named Hazel that just pooped on our couch. I am truly a suburban dad.


My daughter watching a 3d shark movie ⁦@shedd_aquarium⁩ this weekend

TimmyBeef's tweet image. My daughter watching a 3d shark movie ⁦@shedd_aquarium⁩ this weekend

When you are going to shake hands with someone first ask if they are left handed. Right handed people shake with the hand they wipe their ass with. Unless ur in India I think...


I’m often jealous of fat people. They drink and eat what they want. I think they must be having more fun than people dieting and eating celery and water. #fatpositive


I love mayonnaise. I’ll just eat it with a spoon.


I have been reminding my wife about this study for the last 10 years. Men's Testicle Size Predicts Their Parenting Style shar.es/amYCS9 via @LiveScience #parenting


Does Gov. Bill Weld on #MSNBC have too much nose makeup on?

TimmyBeef's tweet image. Does Gov. Bill Weld on #MSNBC have too much nose makeup on?

I spent this Saturday down at the club. We have a gold membership at #Costco


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