Tim Torres
@Timmytor
DCist trying to live for more than myself. And I like Nutella.
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Today I made a conscious decision to walk past the table of free gourmet mini cupcakes. Is this what it means to adult?
The decision on which shirt to wear generally comes down to the shirt that is least wrinkled.
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#Friendship is: Having Global Entry. Getting through customs in 47 seconds. Waiting 22 minutes at baggage claim for the friends who don’t have Global Entry.
We went through fire and flood, but you brought us to a place of great abundance. Psalms 66:12 NLT
I like to associate hell with my current life crisis. Currently, hell is being locked in a room with fruit flies. #costcoBananas
And then you tuck your nipple back into your tank during a group exercise class and hope no one saw. #whoops
One of the great challenges in life is to finish well. Part of finishing well is planning succession. @nickygumbel
We can't always choose what happens to us but we can always choose how to respond. @NCC
Wisdom is choosing to do now what you will be satisfied with later.
You are not living abundantly if you are not living victoriously. @Chaplain_Black
Truth becomes hard if it is not softened by love; love becomes soft if it is not strengthened by truth. @nickygumbel
Protect your peace and peace will protect your faith. @billjohnsonBJM
The goal of marriage isn't happiness, it's holiness. @MarkBatterson @NCC #singledude
If letters are used in your phone number, I will fail. every. time.
![Jenevieve316's profile picture. I twitter cries like a young bird; moan like a sad dove. My eyes were tired from looking up to heaven; I am crushed, Lord!
Please help me! [Isaiah 38]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1778933622/Jesus___john3_16.jpg)
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