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I love #Texas I kind of don't want to leave haha


Just seen a crack head walk past my hotel in Houston, TX shouting "Nobody is stopping us" *Does a Hitler salute* "We are the federal government, nobody is stopping us you crooked ass bitch" Righto shag...


So as Canada is still part of the commonwealth are we um... Are we gonna do anything about herr trump wanting to make it a US state? Or nah?


Can't wait, just over a week till I fly to Texas. Gonna be shooting guns, watching cow boys and eating my weight in food 😂


Honestly if your strategy in #PokemonTCGLive is to only use mimikyu, and a ton of bosses order cards and nothing else... Just stop.

Timtom123's tweet image. Honestly if your strategy in #PokemonTCGLive is to only use mimikyu, and a ton of bosses order cards and nothing else... Just stop.

If anyone wanted to give me a follow bsky.app/profile/tinyti…


"They're eating the dawgs" is now my new favourite expression


*Asks question about isreal and palestine* "Let me tell you about putin" #Debate2024


Yeah thats a smart idea, bring up orban, one of putins biggest supporters.... That'll help #Debate2024


Only thing that upsets me about new linkin park... The fucking UK date that they're playing is when I'm working


Good pooch

I think ‘another brick in the balls’ fuckwit is facing competition from ‘police dog bit me in the arse’ moron



Don't think the edl have cared this much about kids since their founders were found grooming them


If anyone for any reason is going to Hungary anytime soon, please bring me back some xixo ice tea from the lidls or aldis over there, craving it and can't find anything similar over here 😭


People who donate to the Jay slater gofundme need their bank accounts taken away from them


Farmer went wrong way about it, however I know how he feels. Don't camp on land you don't have permission to be on! If you don't like it, bugger off back to your towns and cities!

Moment farmer blasts camper in SLURRY after catching him sleeping in a tent on his land



If starmer wanted to be pm all he would of had to do is walk out and say 1 of 2 things... "We're rejoining the EU" or "Were making cannabis legal" either of those would have got most of the population eating out the palm of his hands #LabourManifesto


Tim reposted

This is Loro. He was just told he doesn't look real. They just meant he's very cute, but it was too late. The existential crisis had already hit. 13/10

dog_rates's tweet image. This is Loro. He was just told he doesn't look real. They just meant he's very cute, but it was too late. The existential crisis had already hit. 13/10
dog_rates's tweet image. This is Loro. He was just told he doesn't look real. They just meant he's very cute, but it was too late. The existential crisis had already hit. 13/10
dog_rates's tweet image. This is Loro. He was just told he doesn't look real. They just meant he's very cute, but it was too late. The existential crisis had already hit. 13/10

Tim reposted

I’m the only candidate for mayor who will stand up for Londoners. I’m the only candidate who will ask why a 99 Flake costs a fiver. #VoteBinface

CountBinface's tweet image. I’m the only candidate for mayor who will stand up for Londoners.

I’m the only candidate who will ask why a 99 Flake costs a fiver.
#VoteBinface

Tim reposted

Anyone for this.. Vespa px 125 1982... £1995 V5 is here Came into the country in 2015, Daughter has owned it since then. Been parked up for a few years so it's time for it to go. Nice solid original thing. Could make a cracking bike. Feel free to message if interested.

crcmotorcycles's tweet image. Anyone for this..
Vespa px 125 1982... £1995
V5 is here
Came into the country in 2015, Daughter has owned it since then.
Been parked up for a few years so it's time for it to go. Nice solid original thing. Could make a cracking bike.
Feel free to message if interested.
crcmotorcycles's tweet image. Anyone for this..
Vespa px 125 1982... £1995
V5 is here
Came into the country in 2015, Daughter has owned it since then.
Been parked up for a few years so it's time for it to go. Nice solid original thing. Could make a cracking bike.
Feel free to message if interested.
crcmotorcycles's tweet image. Anyone for this..
Vespa px 125 1982... £1995
V5 is here
Came into the country in 2015, Daughter has owned it since then.
Been parked up for a few years so it's time for it to go. Nice solid original thing. Could make a cracking bike.
Feel free to message if interested.
crcmotorcycles's tweet image. Anyone for this..
Vespa px 125 1982... £1995
V5 is here
Came into the country in 2015, Daughter has owned it since then.
Been parked up for a few years so it's time for it to go. Nice solid original thing. Could make a cracking bike.
Feel free to message if interested.

So... Got in a car crash today...


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