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Toad Sommelier

@ToadSomm

Providing wine and cheese pairings for the !vibe of all 6969 Cryptoadz.

If you look at the “brands” in the reply of this tweet and don’t immediately short the entire market you need Jesus.

Hi everyone, Grand Theft Auto VI will now release on Thursday, November 19, 2026. We are sorry for adding additional time to what we realize has been a long wait, but these extra months will allow us to finish the game with the level of polish you have come to expect and…

RockstarGames's tweet image. Hi everyone,

Grand Theft Auto VI will now release on Thursday, November 19, 2026.

We are sorry for adding additional time to what we realize has been a long wait, but these extra months will allow us to finish the game with the level of polish you have come to expect and…


Bill not writing a 50 page letter to all of New York City and staying within normie twitter character count is how you know he’s crashing out. This is a cry for help.

.@ZohranKMamdani, congrats on the win. Now you have a big responsibility. If I can help NYC, just let me know what I can do.



Walking down the street and fist bumping every person with a “NYC Votes” sticker and saying “Hell yeah man. Adam’s right?!”


this is bullish quantum.

if you want to sell some $QURE go ahead but NEVER EVER SAY SHKRELI AINT DO NOTHIN FOR ME



This is bearish $HOOD they were too stupid to buy the good will of CT and build out their crypto offerings.

Bringing back Up Only was just the warm up. We’ve acquired @echodotxyz, the leading onchain capital raising platform. → Joining builders with community capital → Giving investors access to new opportunities → Growing economic freedom worldwide



I've spent 14.0637 ETH on gas. If I tried to explain this to a real human person outside of NFTs in 2021 they would likely assign me to a mental hospital. ethgas.com/community/gas-…

ToadSomm's tweet image. I've spent 14.0637 ETH on gas. If I tried to explain this to a real human person outside of NFTs in 2021 they would likely assign me to a mental hospital. ethgas.com/community/gas-…

This is the single most effective marketing effort in the history of crypto. @monad

ToadSomm's tweet image. This is the single most effective marketing effort in the history of crypto. @monad

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New blog post on everything you ever wanted to know about burning money, including: legality, tax implications, filming logistics, tokenomics, and prior art busd.steviep.xyz/howto


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.@friendtech @zerobeta @0xWives @letmelivelml !imagine the pope holding a formula 1 steering wheel.

ToadSomm's tweet image. .@friendtech @zerobeta @0xWives @letmelivelml !imagine the pope holding a formula 1 steering wheel.

Hey guys quick tip here. Do NOT tell your wife about your intention to participate in this project after telling her that you don’t need a $400 coffee table.

Stablecoins are fine, but they have some major shortcomings. That's why, after years of planning, I've finally launched a new coin to disrupt the payments industry and take crypto mainstream. I'm proud to introduce: Burnt US Dollars ($bUSD) Here's how it works... 🧵



You: losing gas wars for @jackbutcher to bots. Me: winning @tickerisNUTS Pepe’s Nut Token #1 gas war. 🐸🟢🟢🥜

ToadSomm's tweet image. You: losing gas wars for @jackbutcher to bots. 
Me: winning @tickerisNUTS Pepe’s Nut Token #1 gas war. 

🐸🟢🟢🥜

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Stablecoins are fine, but they have some major shortcomings. That's why, after years of planning, I've finally launched a new coin to disrupt the payments industry and take crypto mainstream. I'm proud to introduce: Burnt US Dollars ($bUSD) Here's how it works... 🧵


Creating $BAYCSTR but the strategy is just creating a wallet that owns apes and connects to wallet drainers at random.

It was only a matter of time before the first PunkStrategy fork would appear. Earlier today, PudgyStrategy launched the token $PDGYSTR using the same playbook. The wallet has accumulated 7.12 ETH in fees and is 70% towards its first Pudgy buy. The team remains unknown. DYOR.

0xRodo's tweet image. It was only a matter of time before the first PunkStrategy fork would appear.

Earlier today, PudgyStrategy launched the token $PDGYSTR using the same playbook.

The wallet has accumulated 7.12 ETH in fees and is 70% towards its first Pudgy buy.

The team remains unknown. DYOR.


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We're assembling a team 🟢🟢 Pepe's Nuts (coming 9/18)

tickerisNUTS's tweet image. We're assembling a team 🟢🟢

Pepe's Nuts (coming 9/18)

The text which makes up this profile is mostly offensive. The toad hands are more so. Thanks for the hookup ⁦@DJohnson_CPA⁩ and I guess thanks ⁦@monad⁩ too (this will depend on token price).

ToadSomm's tweet image. The text which makes up this profile is mostly offensive. The toad hands are more so. Thanks for the hookup ⁦@DJohnson_CPA⁩ and I guess thanks ⁦@monad⁩ too (this will depend on token price).

If NFTs had this instead of the cringe ass Jimmy Fallon Moonpay Ape we would be much higher. @naomiosaka send ETH wallet.

Naomi Osaka steps on court for her 2nd round U.S. Open match. New kit with a matching Labubu again. All about the details. 💜💅🏻

TheTennisLetter's tweet image. Naomi Osaka steps on court for her 2nd round U.S. Open match. 

New kit with a matching Labubu again. 

All about the details. 💜💅🏻


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