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Comedian. Co-host @Between2Gardens Podcast ⬇️ #Bitcoin $MSTR

Coke tells people to stop drinking Pepsi

Microsoft, $MSFT, warns Windows users to stop using Google, $GOOGL, Chrome, per Forbes

unusual_whales's tweet image. Microsoft, $MSFT, warns Windows users to stop using Google, $GOOGL, Chrome, per Forbes


ACLs are really the place kicker of the body nobody gives af about them until it doesn’t do its job

Do ACLs only exist so they can tear? You never hear about an ACL doing anything good. B*itchass ligament.



Now do Bregman

Tom_Arduino's tweet image. Now do Bregman

Since entering the league Rafeal Devers Is the worst defensive 3rd basement in MLB per Defensive Runs Saved (-62) He ranks 103 out of 103 (min. 750in)

BaseballDoesnt's tweet image. Since entering the league Rafeal Devers Is the worst defensive 3rd basement in MLB per Defensive Runs Saved (-62)

He ranks 103 out of 103 (min. 750in)


Thank you Mac Miller


Is it just me or is the LA logo on fire?


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Merry Christmas Eve Everybody


Bring back Saturday morning cartoons


Why didn’t his mom let him in? Lol

Jermaine, the man who climbed a 19-story building on fire to save his bedridden mother.



Revolution

Can a history nerd tell me what happens after a general population becomes so enraged and outraged against their ruling class that they start cheering for assassins? What comes next?



It’s crazy how I’m not the slightest shocked an insurance executive was murdered in broad day light


BREAKING: The president of the Federal Reserve doesn’t understand the concept of money

NEW: Federal Reserve president says he is waiting for someone to explain how #Bitcoin “is actually useful in an advanced economy” How are Central Banks useful? 🤔



Happy to see Ben Simmons finally help Philly win basketball games


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Historians will study how the largest pools of capital allowed themselves to get front-run into the best performing asset in history by a bunch of random people on the internet.


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" Bitcoin up +900% over the past 2 years* Bitcoiners :


Guys will do anything for some pussy even if it means shipping out for WWIII

We’re Gen Z voters and we all PROUDLY voted for Kamala Harris! Real men support Harris!

harryjsisson's tweet image. We’re Gen Z voters and we all PROUDLY voted for Kamala Harris! Real men support Harris!


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Me and @Tom_Arduino at the bar in NYC in a few weeks discussing which of their finest Michelob Ultras we’re gonna order

StanLemons's tweet image. Me and @Tom_Arduino at the bar in NYC in a few weeks discussing which of their finest Michelob Ultras we’re gonna order

David Ortiz: “I was going to come out with my speedos, but they didn’t want me to. I look too sexy in that.” That’s my GOAT.



Do NOT bring Costco into this

Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs’ lawyer has reportedly blamed Costco, $COST, for 1,000 bottles of baby oil, per NYP: "He buys in bulk"



Slice what tf does this mean but also you’re absolutely right

Tom_Arduino's tweet image. Slice what tf does this mean but also you’re absolutely right

Blown Save

Best caption gets backyardified!

_BackyardSports's tweet image. Best caption gets backyardified!


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49ers wide receiver Ricky Pearsall is in serious but stable condition. A statement from the team:

AdamSchefter's tweet image. 49ers wide receiver Ricky Pearsall is in serious but stable condition.

A statement from the team:

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