Toni Sparrow
@TonitheSparrow
Daredevil with a free spirit Willing to try anything once Hairstylist and taking courses online. Chipotle enthusiast. Tweets about my life. Take notes and learn
Facebook is starting to be like my fridge, I know nothing is there but I keep checking it anyway…
I have an all-Japanese design team, and none of them speak English.
I think I have an inner confidence that my tastes are pretty simple, that what I find funny finds a wide audience.
Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny – Did you ever try buying then without money
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
I apologize (believe me I do) Oh believe me I do.
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
If only you would be altogether silent! For you, that would be wisdom.
I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle-baby.
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
Girls work on their looks but not on their minds;because they know boys are stupid, not blind.
Age in a virtuous person, of either sex, carries in it an authority which makes it preferable to all the pleasures of youth.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
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