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I'm Tony Stark and I don't care you.

Chris Hemsworth named his child India. I'm going to rename Jarvis, Uganda.


AND BTW LOKI. I'm not Steve Jobs, blame him for the autocorrect.


The Iron Man suit isn't a weapon.. It's a high tech prosthesis.


That was some party. Details will be posted later...


Tony Stark: Satisfaction guaranteed.


Mary-Jane Watson is the Princess Peach of the Marvel Universe.


By the way, a Bugatti Veyron is almost two million dollars. I'm not pleased.


I don't coordinate my wardrobe to the weather, the weather coordinates itself around my wardrobe.


Pigtails are so degrading, you're basically a blow job with handles.


Marvel always makes me look like a giant dick. I'm a good guy, just ask all the women I've had past relations with...


That goes without saying if Loki and Joker weren't bound by contracts, they'd team up and kill us all.


No, I didn't go to the Iron Man 3 premiere. The imposter was invited.


I have a whole group of people taking shit about me... I hate group. This is so beautiful, I couldn't ask for more<3


An hour and a half with the Iron Man suit and Wade has managed to do damage to most of my things. Of course...


Why do I use iPhone? I mean seriously.


Two teams in the running for my prize. How shall I make this decision? Stay tuned to find out.


"Ball so hard mothafuckas wanna find me" - JayZ. What a poet.


#blameeverythingontony day. I'm the cause to all your misfortune.


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