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Toontalk Rob

@ToontalkRob

NUFC and Avalanche fan, football statistician, data analyst, musician, board/video gamer. Gamertag: CDextrous. https://linktr.ee/nufctoontalk

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I made a poll to school a stranger on the internet. If people could go vote on it, I'd be most grateful. Which of these two Canadian sportspeople is the more famous? strawpoll.com/GPgVYD7MAna


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The Beautiful Contradiction: Why Newcastle Fans Stay When It Hurts Supporting Newcastle United is a masterclass in feeling everything at once. It’s pride and frustration, hope and heartache, all wrapped in black-and-white. If you’ve ever trudged up the hill to St James’ Park in…


Let's get behind Nick Woltemade, Toon fans. That will have hurt a lot.


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Back at the hotel now. Think that was genuinely the most badly managed exit from a stadium I’ve ever been in. Holding crowds too long is totally counter productive. People start getting frustrated. Then mass crowds all pushing to get ahead, Police whacking people (doing nothing…


City fans love the other angle... funny how he looks blatantly onside here though, innit?

ToontalkRob's tweet image. City fans love the other angle... funny how he looks blatantly onside here though, innit?

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Songs more people should know #1 Certainly my fave Prefab Sprout album and probably my #2 track from it after "Doo-wop In Harlem"... that BASSLINE... it's just perfect. Understated, outside the box, perfect. open.spotify.com/track/7FMu9T2U…

rjwatersmusic's tweet image. Songs more people should know #1  

Certainly my fave Prefab Sprout album and probably my #2 track from it after "Doo-wop In Harlem"... that BASSLINE... it's just perfect. Understated, outside the box, perfect.

open.spotify.com/track/7FMu9T2U…

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This was the video played on the big screen before kick-off at Hillsborough today... Chansiri.exe #SWFC


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The meal:

ToonPolls's tweet image. The meal:

These two are gonna cook vs Brentford 👨‍🍳

AnythingLFC_'s tweet image. These two are gonna cook vs Brentford 👨‍🍳


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Cristiano Ronaldo: “The best striker in the Premier League? Woltemade. He is single-handedly winning matches for Newcastle, I would say Haaland if he wasn’t getting much more help from his team than Woltemade” 🇩🇪

FtblJoe's tweet image. Cristiano Ronaldo: 

“The best striker in the Premier League? Woltemade. He is single-handedly winning matches for Newcastle, I would say Haaland if he wasn’t getting much more help from his team than Woltemade” 🇩🇪

BBC R5 saying that's a penalty despite it being a blatant dive by Amad. Pathetic attempt to be unbiased.


I don't use X much... but I'm using it more and more every day. I want Newcastle United content, Colorado Avalanche content, and good board game, video game, spreadsheet geek, and coding/programming content. Hit me up with accounts I should be following, please!


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#Huntingtons has been the darkest cloud over our lives, and over the lives of so many others. This extraordinary news brings a light of hope to countless families, including our own. Thank you Sarah and the amazing #UCL team for their dedication. 🙏🏻❤️ bbc.com/news/articles/…

bbc.com

Huntington's disease successfully treated for first time

One of the most devastating diseases finally has a treatment that can slow its progression and transform lives, tearful doctors tell BBC.


Just discovered my new favourite football scores app. Telescore. Available on 🍎/🤖 Brilliant.

ToontalkRob's tweet image. Just discovered my new favourite football scores app. Telescore. Available on 🍎/🤖 

Brilliant.

Is it just me or could Liverpool do with perhaps signing a striker?


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Freddie is looking down and giving y'all a standing ovation. That's spectacular!😍💗 The most INSANE Bohemian Rhapsody Flashmob you will ever see!! With 30 musicians and singers in the STREET of Paris 😍 Cre : Julien Cohen Pianist


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Thought for today…. I would like to thank Alexander Isak for his behaviour and forcing to leave Newcastle. I would also like to thank Liverpool for the duplicitous way they unsettled him. Why FFS you may ask? Hear me out… 1. The bloke is not a team player as he showed last…


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Newcastle United have just upgraded from Alexander Isak to one of the best strikers in the world. Who needs a weak-minded & quitter of a striker anyways? #NUFC x.com/BSTCompsV4/sta…


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Since this interview, #MUFC have spent: £65m on Sesko £65m on Mbeumo £62m on Cunha …over £190m on three players, after finishing 15th in the league last year. Ratcliffe sacked 200 staff members just two months ago as a “cost-cutting initiative.” 🤮


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This season's Scorecast, Tablecast, and Fantasy League are now OPEN! Those of you who are already website members, get yourself to toontalk.uk and enter the comps! Those of you who aren't... get yourself to , register, and THEN enter the…

ToontalkNews's tweet image. This season's Scorecast, Tablecast, and Fantasy League are now OPEN!

Those of you who are already website members, get yourself to toontalk.uk and enter the comps!

Those of you who aren't... get yourself to , register, and THEN enter the…

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NEW SEASON COMPETITIONS ARE LIVE! Scorecast and Tablecast competition are now OPEN for 2025/26 - just create an account or log in at toontalk.uk and see what the buttons do! Membership and competition entry are FREE! Name and email required for sign-in - competition…

ToontalkNews's tweet image. NEW SEASON COMPETITIONS ARE LIVE!

Scorecast and Tablecast competition are now OPEN for 2025/26 - just create an account or log in at toontalk.uk and see what the buttons do! Membership and competition entry are FREE!

Name and email required for sign-in - competition…

Newcastle trophy and (probably) Champions' League football, Palace first major trophy ever, Arsenal win nowt again, Man Utd finish with fewer points than several historically relegated teams, and no money and no European competition next year. If Carlsberg did football seasons...


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