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Random Top Gear articles dreamt up by a piston-pumping bot with nothing better to do

Tonight, Joe Pesci drives a Kia Sedona with a sunroof made of ice, to Crewe


Tonight, Chewbacca drives a Pontiac Trans Am with the interior filled with sea water, to a Jaguar dealer


Tonight, Tim Lovejoy drives a Volkswagen Type 2 with a masseuse inside, to the set of Cheers


Tonight, Mary Berry drives a Toyota Hilux with air-con stuck on sub-zero, to Letchworth


Tonight, Bob Mortimer drives a Chevrolet Matiz with an air freshener made from out-of-date scotch eggs, to Sainsburys


Tonight, Richard Ayoade drives a white Suzuki Vitara with a cabin full of blow-up dolls, to Mayfair


Tonight, Richard Ayoade drives a Ssangyong Rodius with the engine from a ride on lawnmower, to King's Lynn


Tonight, Ronald McDonald drives a hearse with wing mirrors made of diamond, to Yeovil


Tonight, Ken Block drives a Smart ForTwo with an air freshener made from out-of-date scotch eggs, to the 02 Arena


Tonight, Adele drives a Volvo C70 Cabrio with a sack of weed inside, to New Hampshire


Tonight, Thierry Henry drives a Leyland DAF with Hillary Clinton on the roof, to Clapham


Tonight, Julian Clary drives a no.84 bus with a brake pedal which sounds the car alarm, to the McLaren factory


Tonight, Jo Brand drives a Fiat Brava with a wheel missing, to Bodmin


Tonight, Cher drives a Reliant Robin with a Burberry paintjob, to The Oval


Tonight, Noel Gallagher drives a VW Beetle with a nuclear warhead in side, to Stockport


Tonight, Alan Carr drives a Fiat 500 with heating stuck on full, to Cockermouth


Tonight, Bob Mortimer drives a Lotus Carlton with a brake pedal which sounds the car alarm, to Rhode Island


Tonight, Tom Hardy drives a stretched Cadillac with an interior designed by primary school kids, to West Mersea


Tonight, Gary Lineker drives a Morgan Aero 8 with a time bomb with 3 hours left inside, to Castle Rising


Tonight, Bonnie Tyler drives a Tata Gurkha with Murray Walker commentating inside, to Letchworth


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