TopNotch
@TopNotchChirps
Beautys from the Northside of the boarder. Throwin out original hockey tweets that fit the lifestyle#TopNotch
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Excuse me honey but your name is even more confusing than your outfit, give me a break
On another note. Seeing pictures of the guys on LA partying with the cup on the beach gets me way more excited than any World Cup game...
You know a girl parties too much when she has dark circles under her vagina #GetIt
When you're talking to a girl at the beach and u can't help but notice ur own reflection from her sunglasses.... Chuck that up for a dub
It's Tuesday and I'm still afraid to look at my bank balance from this past weekend #2014BMWmonthlypayment #WhatsAParty #TopNotch
Walking through the club last night and a chick put her hands down my pants very aggressively. Locked eyes and said "it's on" #Playoffs?
Every weekend we tell ppl were NHL players & it works. Then broads tell us their models. Since were all full of shit it equals out right?
You know that scene from Stupid Crazy Love where Ryan Gosling does his big move...good...cuz that's my game plan tn #TopNotch
The best soccer game ever is still not as good as a terrible hockey game #TopNotch
Ladies. Those high waisted jean shorts you guys wore all last summer, hang em up #NotAttractive
Waking up hungover in cottage country means cranking some golf balls off the dock and finishing the rest of the beers #TopNotchMay24
Remember ladies, being pretty on the inside doesn't get you free drinks
I hate Boston and Montreal equally so this game 7 is basically irrelevant, yet watching a good game of puck is always welcomed #TopNotch
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