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@Awkwardmomennt: One of my life missions, is to read the Terms and Conditions.”


@autocorrects: Conclusion: the place where you got tired of thinking.”


@UnusuaIQuestion: If you watch an Apple store get robbed, are you an iWitness?”


@WTFCrazyFact: Lazy fact #75483502723, You were too lazy to read that number.”


@UnusuaIFacts: It takes food about seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.”


@MenHumor: If you ask me to hold your drink, I will drink it.”


@ItsFunnyLife: Shower = The place of thoughts and decision making.”


I miss being little, Falling asleep on the sofa & being magically transported to ur bed. Now my moms like get the fu*k up & go to your room.


@AwkwardMoment: I study for minutes, and take breaks for hours.”


@laughingmaonow: Never regret, just forget and say fuck it.”


Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think I’m trippin’? Tie my shoes. Can’t stand me? Sit back down. Can’t face me? Turn around.


@autocorrects: I wish I had Dora's parents. They let that bitch go everywhere.”


@RarestFacts: Life is for living, not stressing.”


@ComedyTexts: Don’t steal. That’s the government’s job.”


@GoogleFacts: Eminem used to spend many hours at night studying the dictionary so he could expand his vocabulary for the rhymes.”


@iTweetYouLoL: "Omg. How old is your baby? "60 months .. " BITCH JUST SAY 5 YEARS OLD. I AIN'T GOT TIME TO BE DOING ALGEBRA "”


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