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@TopherLay75
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It’s pretty disgusting @SpeakerMcCarthy is currently using the #dianefeinstein death press conference to make a bullshit political speech assailing the #Senate and @potus. This is not the time. He’s a dirtbag. Let’s see who he blames when he’s fired by his own @GOP caucus.
listen up, stupids: Al Gore lost his election and fucked off and went home. Bob Dole lost his election and fucked off and went home. Mitt Romney lost his election and fucked off and went home. Hillary Clinton lost her election and fucked off and went home. Donald Trump lost his…
Congrats, EMMA LAY on your graduation. Next stop…world domination!!!! #UTGrad2023 #gradutastic #nothingrhymeswithorange
I need a Care Coach - someone who can help me get better at appearing to care about things when I don’t.
BREAKING: It turns out that Biden didn’t shoot down the Chinese Spy Balloon in the Pacific, off the coast of Alaska, because the DOD jammed the signal & gathered Intel on the balloon. Then they shot it down over the Atlantic to recover it. GOP tails are now between their legs.
I am once again asking people to stop putting two spaces after periods
BREAKING: Mike Pence has just filed to run for President in 2024. This is the guy who said that DOJ charges against Trump for Jan 6th. would be “divisive”. This guy, like Trump, doesn’t belong anywhere near the White House again. He’s an enabler.
Hey look what they found in the "Twitter Files"
I’m eager to see how quickly #pilotfish @LindseyGrahamSC detaches his lips from Trump’s ass and moves them to @RonDeSantisFL. Is there a pool to place a bet? #Election2022
I hope everyone gets out to #vote today, except the MAGA jackasses. I hope they stay home.
Herschel Walker’s own staff says he “lies like he’s breathing.” Those are their words.
My phone went missing and I had to get a new one in Italy. I just remembered my password for Twitter in time for #ElectionDay in the U.S. so I can follow all the news. Yay? 🤔
UPDATE: The FBI search was related to the handling of presidential documents, including classified ones, that may have been brought to Mar-a-Lago, three sources tell CNN. cnn.it/3Qt5uAV
The @RusEmbSwiss had a tantrum when @NZZ published this photo of #Putin. Doing my part to make sure everyone knows it’s offensive to the #Russian government. #sharethis #PutinClown
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Air travel is messy this summer. Like right now at @SeaTacAirport, the power outlets in the seats at gate A4 aren’t working. Why even stay open? 😭😭😭 #ohmywoes #1stworldproblems
Have never done this somewhat silly Twitter thing before, but RT if you believe in the separation of church and state
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