Mr. Dr. Edgelord
@TortKelly
Plz. My father was Mr. Call me Dr. Edgelord
Hello, yes police? Hi I've been brutally cyberbullied and I demand swift retribution
basically i can't even make good jokes in my dreams so fuck me amiright?
then i woke up and thought "holy shit you dumb fuck the handshake thing is a pewdiepie joke"
and i laughed so hard thinking i was the funniest person ever. And he seemed uncomfortable. Everyone around seemed uncomfortable.
n like instead of fixing my mistake, i held on to his thumb looked him dead n the eye and was like "never go in for a handshake am i right?"
I had a dream i met @CharityCr1TiKaL, and i went in for a handshake, but used the wrong hand so i just like grabbed his thumb
tonight I've got a date with a super moon, and I think it's gonna end in heartbreak (planning to destroy the moon) 💥🌑💔
when someone says "muslims need to tell isis to stop" but u already texted isis and they left u on read and now they're subtweeting about u
there are 705 episodes of Naruto in all. If you do that math, it'll take you roughly two weeks to watch all of naruto
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