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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 5 Sep 2013 (via @twi_age).
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I walked in on my son putting a big tip between his lips, squeezing, and sucking warm white stuff in his mouth. He's got to stop vaping.
*first appointment with hot therapist* Me: *laying on couch* "yeah, so my life has been really rough. Living with a huge penis isn't easy"
"Why are you mad at me sweety?" "Dad... You wrote on my birthday card "I love you I guess whatever"
Daughter: why do you only follow Taylor swift on Twitter? Why won't you follow me? Me: do you get down the this sick beat? I bet not.
A text my feminist son sent to a girl. I'm so proud of him.
I like hide and seek. I've been playing that game with my son since he was born, he still hasn't found me!
Hey son what has 4 legs and can't walk? A chair? No you idiot, your dog died.
I better not walk in on my son doing home work again. Hasn't that nerd ever heard of porn or video games?
*phone rings* Daughter: I'm in the hospital. I got into a car wreck? Me: well I'm grilling, so you cool or what? Daughter: *dies* Me: ttyl
Daughter: dad is it ok if I go out with friends tonight? Me: hahahaha what friends? Lol
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