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Total Dad Moves

@TotalFatherMove

Just your everyday Dad! I love my Wife, New Balances, and Kids I enjoy Fishing and Golfing

I think it's time for me to get rid of this crappy account and get back to being a dad!


Winters right around the corner time to pull out the trench coat, boots and snow blower


Calling your wife women Total Abusive Dad #TAD


*walks by people hitting balls on the range* "This guy only has so many good swings in him" *shares a laugh* *keeps walking towards tee box*


Referring to a TV show they watch as their "program."


"I hate when I get a bag of chips, but instead it's a bag of air" TDM


Great day to be a dad 😊

TotalFatherMove's tweet image. Great day to be a dad 😊

Only thing that keeps me going on a Monday is the thought of putting food on the table #TDM


Rocking the mid-calf socks and white new balance kicks. #TDM


Using your waitress's name while ordering. TDM


Tucking their Hawaiian polo into a nice pair of khakis. #TDM


Tossing on a pair of these bad boys before going out back to fire up the grill.

TotalFatherMove's tweet image. Tossing on a pair of these bad boys before going out back to fire up the grill.

Reading the newspaper while on the porcelain throne


Everyone follow me for a chance to win this new grilling apron! Offer ends soon!

TotalFatherMove's tweet image. Everyone follow me for a chance to win this new grilling apron! Offer ends soon!

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Really wish I could've drank a tab when I was breaking ground for the new gym


Whoever invented the door knocker deserves a no-bell prize!


What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.


Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way.


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