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@TotalMeathead

Snapping necks cashing checks, bodybuilding/ fitness parody account

Got 2 bitches off twitta I call em tweetle dee & tweetle dumb


Headed to the gym..... But first lemme take a nude selfie and send it to your girl


@juan_milan17: I wanna join a soccer club -.-” you wanna turn in your man card too? #grassfairy


@hernandezshredz: I just ran 2.56 mi with Nike+. go.nike.com/059gu66f #nikeplus” cool story ya bitch


When white girls get excited 1) "OMG" 2) "like OMG" 3) "like OMG I just can't" 4) "like OMG I just can't even right now..." #TF


Talkin to so many hoes I can't even keep up.... Fuck it I give up


Lol at all these dudes sayin they "mr steal yo girl" #pussiboys I'm over here sayin mr fuck yo bitch


@Mr_ONeill_: Wow 😍😍😍😍😍😍” that's what your girl did when I walked in the gym today #pantiessoakin


Your girl switched up her ab routine.... Reverse cable crunches on my rope #TMHM


My morning consisted of crushing chest, crushing a protein shake, and crushing your girl on her lunch break #TMHM


Man my bitch make yo bitch look like precious


When your ex's become friends that's that shit I don't like #hatinass #teamtalkshit


Blow a niggas brains out what's that a no brainer


I use to be ballin but now I'm bill gate'n


Niggas gon' bark I go mike Vick


Ya wife calls me when she's hot.... Krispy Kreme donuts


Ask your girl about her DWI last night.... She got the DICK, she got WASTED, and then IGNORED


Keep me a bad bitch just call me, BB king


@tylercostello07: do u even lift????!!!!!! http://t.co/yTlk10e0Hp” hell I hope he does cause we can all tell you don't #WhoYouKiddin

TotalMeathead's tweet image. “@tylercostello07: do u even lift????!!!!!! http://t.co/yTlk10e0Hp” hell I hope he does cause we can all tell you don't #WhoYouKiddin

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