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I came here to type characters and kick some ass... and I'm all out of characters.

You heard it here first... The monarchy doesn't exist in about 25 years 🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️ Then they will just be rich nobodies like all the other rich nobodies


Did you know that all of the planets in our solar system are named after Gods except one? That one is Earth.... which is named after all that stuff on the ground. RIP @normmacdonald


Listen, I really didn't want to have to spoil the end of the new James Bond movie.... But their decision to have @blueorigin rockets be Bond's escape vehicle at the end had to be @mgmstudios' weirdest decision. #007 #JamesBond #WTF


Labor and truck driver shortages in the UK resulting in goods not being delivered?? If only there was some sort of group of countries the UK could join that would allow the free movement of people and goods. Let's call it a 'Union' of some sort... Perhaps with neighboring Europe


Did you guys know you can get up at 6am AND get 8 hours of sleep???? These two things are not mutually exclusive... I had no idea. #AmIAnAdult?? 🤔🤔


Sorry guys but I haven't checked the news in a couple weeks so forgive my ignorance and confusion... But how did the Taliban take over Texas so quickly??? 🤔🤔🤔


Welp... It's now 7:30pm on a Friday. Time to take off my day PJs and put on my night PJs.


If love is the answer, you're home. Hold on. #DaftPunk


I wonder what people are going to do as soon as they can't use covid as an excuse anymore?? 🤔🤔 "Oh yes we were unable to do that, you know, BECAUSE OF COVID" 🙄🙄🙄


Good thing pistachios are as good as they are... Because otherwise who would want to pay a lot to continue working for their food?? #ShellfishImAlsoLookingAtYou


Damn, it's already tonight?!? I bet you want me to me to get up tomorrow too and do this whole thing over again. Fuck that.


Wait... What's this 'Coming Home' BS by England when I just found out they've never won the Euro Cup??? #England #Liars #EURO2020


Did you really even take an Uber if your driver doesn't speak with his entire family along the 10 minute journey?? 🤔🤔🤔


Good thing they didn't use the term 'unload' instead.... #USA

TrackingAJ's tweet image. Good thing they didn't use the term 'unload' instead....
#USA

New Passport..... Who dis? #crisp

TrackingAJ's tweet image. New Passport..... Who dis?

#crisp

When you go to the busy grocery store and everybody is parked like idiots, so you park the only way you can... And then everybody leaves, so it looks like you're the only idiot. 😅😅😅 #ISwearItsNotMyFault #IHaveBecomeMyOwnWorstEnemy

TrackingAJ's tweet image. When you go to the busy grocery store and everybody is parked like idiots, so you park the only way you can...

And then everybody leaves, so it looks like you're the only idiot. 😅😅😅

#ISwearItsNotMyFault #IHaveBecomeMyOwnWorstEnemy

Hot dogs?? In this economy????


I haven't used the bathroom in 9 days. My body is running at 100% efficiency. 💪🏼💪🏼 #HealthTips


I'm tired of sitting in the car all day on my way home... Can't wait to be home and sit around the rest of the day. #DifferentKindOfSitting #OneIsRelaxingOneIsNot


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