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Trin Tragula = A dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher or, as his wife would have it, an idiot. Quotes in tribute to author Douglas Adams & his work.

"Please relax", said the voice pleasantly, like a stewardess in an airliner with only one wing & two engines one of which is on fire.


What is this, no wisdoms since May? Well folks the order is hereby restored. Even speculative philosophers need a holiday!


You live and learn. At any rate, you live. #quote


Being offended by things is the world's big hobby at the moment. It's almost taken over from wearing goatee beards. #quote


A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.


One should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush.


The longest & most destructive party ever held is now into its 4th generation, & still no one shows any signs of leaving.


Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was; Oh no, not again.


Deep in the fundamental heart of mind and Universe there is a reason.


My universe is my eyes and my ears. Anything else is hearsay. #quote


In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry, and been widely regarded as a bad move.


So once you do know what the question actually is, you'll know what the answer means. #quote


I'd far rather be happy than right any day. #quote


Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.


He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream, and he sometimes wondered whose it was & whether they were enjoying it.


A man waved at him to stop smiling at them & mind his own business. 'This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays'.


I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?


Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.


I seldom end up where I wanted to go, but almost always end up where I need to be.


Nothing travels faster than the speed of light- with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.


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