TreeTopFrog
@TreeTopFrog
🐸 TreeTopFrog = Creative Digital Marketing Brand 🍻 TreeTop Tavern = Our Pub-themed content world. 🧰 The Tavern Toolkit = @Awesum_CRM
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🎱 Meet Big Davie Chef. Darts Semi-Finalist. Pool Champ & Enforcer. Occasional Safety Hazard. Apron long past retirement, cayenne-stained hands, and a stare that’s grilled as many folk as steaks. Known For 🎱 Screamin’ “IT’S NO BURNT, IT’S CHARRED!” 🎱 Abandonin’ the kitchen…
🎤 𝗠𝗲𝗲𝘁 𝗦𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗿𝗮 Waitress. Drama Magnet. Karaoke Assassin. Power curls, glitter eyeliner, and a gaze that could melt laminate — or yer confidence. 𝗞𝗻𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗙𝗼𝗿 👉 Explodin’ on TikTok while threatenin’ a stag do wi’ a dessert spoon 👉 Sellin’ the full dessert menu…
🍺 𝗠𝗲𝗲𝘁 𝗕𝗼𝗮𝗯 𝗧𝗶𝘁𝗹𝗲: Tavern Owner. Marketing Eejit. Unintentional Case Study. 𝗟𝗼𝗼𝗸: Flat cap, suspicious stare, and the look of a man who’s just lost a fight wi’ the printer. 𝗞𝗻𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗙𝗼𝗿: 👉 Believin’ laminated menus count as “strategy” 👉 Shoutin’ “I’ll…
Rumour has it the Frog invented The Tattie Scone Strategy™, Pitch & Toss, and The Combustulator — a daft contraption that does more in 2 minutes than Boab does in 2 decades.
🐸 𝗠𝗲𝗲𝘁 @TreeTopFrog Marketing Strategist. Systems Whisperer. Full Scottish-Level Thinker. Frog suit. Or… maybe an actual frog. Even Sandra’s no’ sure. 𝗞𝗻𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗙𝗼𝗿 👉 Roasting Boab wi’ love and laminated logic 👉 Droppin’ truth bombs harder than Big Davie throws…
🍺 Boab is raw, daft, and once proved ye cannae catch trout wi’ a sausage. 📋 Like always wi’ Boab — every disaster’s just a laminated lesson in disguise. 🔜 Coming soon… stories from sausages tae search engines tae sales funnels.
🍺 𝗠𝗲𝗲𝘁 𝗕𝗼𝗮𝗯 (ranting about Digital ID & the ‘Brit Card’) 𝗧𝗶𝘁𝗹𝗲: Tavern Owner. Marketing Eejit. Unintentional Case Study. 𝗟𝗼𝗼𝗸: Flat cap, suspicious stare, and the look of a man who’s just lost a fight wi’ the printer. 𝗞𝗻𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗙𝗼𝗿: 👉 Believin’…
They continue to amaze…
Message from the Ukrainian tax office: “Have you captured a Russian tank or armored personnel carrier and are worried about how to declare it? Keep calm and continue to defend the Motherland! There is no need to declare [them as income].” en.interfax.com.ua/news/general/8…
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An owl obviously spotted something to eat even in the snow. They are wonderful creatures, but they don’t take prisoners!
just saw a magpie and my mam goes “one in sight is worth two in flight” goddamn how many fuckin rules do these birds have. an entire fuckin constitution
There's a bunch of grants surfacing for Scottish and UK companies, so I thought I'd collate some of them here: 🧵
Ben Nevis under the stars 😍🏴
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