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*Me getting my oil changed* mechanic: "we also notice that-"
I love how Video Games can be like “The path forward is blocked” The blocked path: …
"BOTH political parties are the same"
Same as mine…
What I’ve learned is that bedtime procrastination isn’t about not being tired. It’s about clinging to the only hours that still feel like they belong to you.
I can think of a couple certification exams like this 😅
Audible-ing, err, Audbling(?) “Dust” by Hugh Howey after enjoying the #Silo @AppleTV series. Solo is really growing on me: “What about funerals?”
Harris: Attorney General, Senator, VP trump: Felon, adjudicated rapist, conman You: tHE aLTERnativE wAs UNthinKAbLe
I don’t regret voting for Trump because the alternative was unthinkable. But WOW am I disappointed.
A 50-year mortgage to solve the fact that no one can buy a home seems like the kind of idea a man who bankrupted a bunch of casinos would come up with.
"So you can't afford a 30-year mortgage, but you're going to take out a 50-year mortgage to pay $300 less a month but pay $500,000 more to the bank by the end of the loan?" "That's correct, Dave."
They saying Zohran Mamdani is gonna implement Shamar Moore law. Are New Yorkers ready for that?
IT'S THE TAPPAN ZEE BRIDGE TONIGHT, BITCH
Miguel Rojas made the most of EVERY opportunity he had this Postseason. World Series champion 😤🇻🇪
Anybody know of a COLDER take than this? 🥶
What it felt like to watch Yamamoto-San’s amazing performance at the end of #WorldSeries Game 7. #Dodgers Credit: @lil_ye
Oh dear God
I do not expect the Dodgers to win it all at all… but if they do… i will tattoo the Dodger dog mascot on me
Someone at @Nike deserves a promotion. This is a sick commercial just minutes after a World Series is sealed.
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