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Derek

@TrexTesticle

I Identify As A Tyrannosaurus-Wreckx

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August is like the Sunday of Summer


But I bark Kamala Olive Garden 4^3 backwards sky cookie reverse uno card.


Retrograde got Aquarius, Taurus, and Scorpio fighting demons this round. 💀💀


How long are relationship breaks? And what are the guidelines? Can I say “have a good day” or something, or is that breaking the break contract? 😂😂


And here we go 🫠


GO TF TO SLEEP, STOP BLOWING UP MY DAMN PHONE! 💀💀💀💀😂


Imma be mad as fvck if I don’t get my money back. Because I could have bought an Albino Monstera with that money 💀💀


She means so much to me, and I wish we could have a healthy relationship, where we’re both on the same page, and just happy. But that will never happen and I need to process that


Had a conversation with my mom earlier. And we both acted like we don’t hate each other. I wish we could just go back to those times.


Not even drunk, I’m disappointed 😂😂


I love the way Tequila sneaks up on you when you don’t expect it. 😂


My room is so Zen 😭✨

TrexTesticle's tweet image. My room is so Zen 😭✨

Why does fish smell like fish?


I gotta get out of here 💀


Speaking of walking... according to my Heath Tracker app. My lazy, depressed ass took 18 steps today. 😂


Me getting ready for what evers about to happen next. 💀

TrexTesticle's tweet image. Me getting ready for what evers about to happen next. 💀

I planned out a good costume for work but then I realized I can’t do a full face of makeup and paint because we still wearing the masks😂😂


Every day I regret that one impulsive decision...


6 hours to sleep off all these drinks before work... Will I wake up with a headache? Will I wake up in a cornfield? Will I wake up at all? Stay tuned 🤪😂


I HATE RAZOR BUMPS


Sometimes we persue the wrong goals, drive away the wrong people, and trust the wrong friends. It’s all learning experiences for us


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