Derek
@TrexTesticle
I Identify As A Tyrannosaurus-Wreckx
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Retrograde got Aquarius, Taurus, and Scorpio fighting demons this round. 💀💀
How long are relationship breaks? And what are the guidelines? Can I say “have a good day” or something, or is that breaking the break contract? 😂😂
Imma be mad as fvck if I don’t get my money back. Because I could have bought an Albino Monstera with that money 💀💀
She means so much to me, and I wish we could have a healthy relationship, where we’re both on the same page, and just happy. But that will never happen and I need to process that
Had a conversation with my mom earlier. And we both acted like we don’t hate each other. I wish we could just go back to those times.
I love the way Tequila sneaks up on you when you don’t expect it. 😂
Speaking of walking... according to my Heath Tracker app. My lazy, depressed ass took 18 steps today. 😂
I planned out a good costume for work but then I realized I can’t do a full face of makeup and paint because we still wearing the masks😂😂
6 hours to sleep off all these drinks before work... Will I wake up with a headache? Will I wake up in a cornfield? Will I wake up at all? Stay tuned 🤪😂
Sometimes we persue the wrong goals, drive away the wrong people, and trust the wrong friends. It’s all learning experiences for us
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