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TrueChainzVP

@TrueChainzVP

Don’t tell me not to have a crap attack. I’ll have a crap attack any time I want.

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The Krusty Krab is unfair, Mr.Krabs is in there, standing at the concession, plotting his oppression!


TIL its possible and the most frustrating thing in the world to have strep throat and be on the brink of death while also horny af


HE'S A RAPIST SAY IT HE'S A RAPIST IF YOU MUST TALK ABOUT HIM HAVE SOME COURAGE AND SAY HE'S A RAPIST


men are truly a plague upon the human race


remember that one time my soccer coach told some soccer mom I was "a sophomore in high school but has the body of a sophomore in college" and i vomitted in my mouth


Mania is such a fascinating complex and nuanced human feature or experience or condition. If I could do it all over again I’d study just mania


Taking nominations for a cult to join


My👏🏼knee👏🏼hurts👏🏼so👏🏼fucking👏🏼bad👏🏼i👏🏼want👏🏼to👏🏼die👏🏼


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I LOVE EMO MUSIC BECAUSE I AM EMO SO WHAT


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i think there are a lot more pressing matters in the world than the fact that you might be able to see my nipple through my shirt


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As a millennial, this is the only thing that truly disgusts me about my generation

Millennials aren't as interested in breasts as older generations. Why? ply.by/NZIYdk

Playboy's tweet image. Millennials aren't as interested in breasts as older generations. Why? ply.by/NZIYdk


I got bit by a dog, I'm fine, but plz donate to my go fund me anyway


"Andy the homocidal triad doesn't include being male Andy" "I think it does!"


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[while being tackled by police dog] what's his name?


"We're all born naked and the rest is drag" I mutter to myself to calm my nerves before my first court appearance as a baby lawyer @RuPaul


Cut to the Feeling by @carlyraejepsen is the only song of summer I will recognize for all eternity


no one is allowed to serve well done steak in my country fuck that thats a felony, to ask for and serve


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