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An accumulation of quotable gems from the mind of Daniel Gallo, producer of the Dudley & Bob with Matt show [93.7 KLBJ FM]. Austin's very own Karl Pilkington.
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I have a brain. The problem is my mouth gets me in trouble.
So I had to cut down on my fontina & I have too much wood. So I have a wood surplus & I’m not camping so the combination of the two I just have to stare at this lovely curb stacked wood & yeah there’s nothing I can do about it & I can’t burn it. It is lovely. But it’s more sad.
I fell in love with Puerto Rico… but I saw someone die.
Some of the best moments from the man we miss the most. klbjfm.com/blogs/dudley-a…
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The Shit Daniel Says #tbt
Daniel says a lot of weird shit on the radio. It is nearly impossible to keep up with all of it but we are trying! Here are a few moments of Danielism gold: Whipped Cream Pickles &
It’s actually a good value to buy toilet paper at Costco. Although I’m so mad at @Charmin. So mad.
You ever try to sit at a @JimsRestaurant bar? You know the little breakfast bar there? Yeah. You can’t even do it if you’re 6’5.
I’m not a millennial if I watched 3-2-1 Contact and @ChuyontheRadio’s never heard it. I’m not a millennial!
And I’m telling you, when you see an abandoned @sonicdrivein, you’re not sure what you’re looking at.
You keep finding your arrowheads, but when you find a rock with some art on it, then you got an artifact.
Your S does not stink. That’s the number one thing you should always remember every day in your life. It’s good advice to give yourself every day.
Man, I had to stop eating pizza for a week because I had too much on accident. Last week. Like everywhere I went there was free pizza. There was free pizza here, went home, there was a pizza party on my cul-de-sac...
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