#LittleKnownHistoricalFact Sleeping Beauty actually fell asleep and stayed asleep during a @realBenCarson speech
If Santa gave oil instead of coal @realDonaldTrump + Christmas = All of the middle east’s oil
Carly Fiorina + shit ton of plastic surgery= Nancy Pelosi
Absolute value of @rosie = 10 real value=-10 total disaster
Kim Jong Un + his uncontrollable eating + north Korean leadership = Hungry North Korean Population
Megyn Kelly’s vagina + fabric= #bloodstains It's like the set of a horror movie between that bitch's legs
4X4=shit I know 4+4= 44 but multiplication. I will have the BEST multiplication team of any president. Believe me the BEST.
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