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I write the best code. I know many developers and they all agree, I write the best code. Parody account.
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And the winners of the false boolean awards 2017 are: false "" null undefined NaN -0 +0 Make #javascript great again!
Conman Elon musk (BAD!) spitting in the eyes of our great FEDERAL RESERVE (great men and women there) Dogecoin will go to $0 because Elon doesn't even write code anymore!! he isn't a developer-
Elon Musk crashed the Bitcoin price and proposed a radical Dogecoin upgrade to beat Bitcoin trib.al/jguOcZa
Biden has made a mess of our GREAT codebase - not a single test written since he stole the tech lead position from me! Failing sprints the project managers have all emailed me so many times it's great!
Thank you to the millions of developers who came to my digital React rally yesterday. Great crowds! ISP's were begging me to stop so much bandwidth was consumed! They said it was the highest bandwidth they have ever seen. Wow!
Segfaults, failing tests and bugs are going down all over the Codebase!
Oh, I get it! I am a very good developer, happily living my life, when I see our codebase going in the wrong direction (to put it mildly). Against all odds, I decide to run for team lead & continue to run my sidehustle-very legal & very cool, talked about it on the campaign trail
#reactjs has brilliant marketing I'll give them that. Create a BAD library, tell developers virtual dom is faster (it's not) and then release hooks to fix an architecture problem in the library itself. Why do people use this sad (bad) library over #vuejs or #emberjs ?
Sad @ryanflorence blocked me on Twitter, after I offered to help him understand how to use TypeScript because he was intimiated by my high I.Q! these #reactjs developers are sad.!
If #reactjs is so great, why is failing @fb_engineering not using #reactjs in their own projects anymore? Even this failing company knows React is a bad library and it's failing badly, the biggest failure of any open source project imaginable. The codebase is a disgrace!
We have been too soft on #reactjs for too long - this BAD practice library needs to be stopped. They have hooks now? I have far bigger and sharper hooks, even @youyuxi is shocked at what is going with React it's a HUGE disgrace and bad for open source! don't worry I will fix this
When a pull request is sent to the United States from China, there is a Tariff to be paid of 2 1/2%. When a PR is sent to China from the United States, there is a Tariff to be paid of 25%. Does that sound like free or fair contribution process. No, it sounds like STUPID TRADE!
Angular having good performance is far more fiction than fact. Benchmark after benchmark is made up garbage - more like a poorly documented framework than good development. Always merging commits (not history), many of which don’t exist.
Congratulations to @ken_wheeler on his great and courageous ReasonML win! When Ken had his amazing win at React 5 years ago, people saw his great talent, and a bright future ahead. Now he is the ReasonML Champion!
Only fools, or worse, are saying that our money losing Angular makes money with Google. THEY LOSE A FORTUNE, and this will be changed. Also, our fully tax paying contractors are losing contracts all over the country...not a level playing field!
If a browser with small market share ships a feature like Service Workers and nobody is around to see it-did the browser ship anything at all? SAD!
If you don't know how to write complicated regular expressions just from memory you are NOT a developer-we need to toughen our codebases and start hiring smarter! Make Algorithms Great Again! #MAGA
FizzBuzz and algorithm interviews going on with numerous developers that, for many years, have not put the effort in to being good developers and suffered financial as a result. In the end, all will be happy!
For years and through many sprint iterations, everyone said that shutting down @angular peacefully was not even a small possibility. Now there is a good chance that @mhevery will do what is right for developers and for humanity. Look forward to our meeting!
My thoughts and prayers to those affected by the recent @github outages.
So many False Booleans. Never been more voluminous or more inaccurate. But through it all, our codebase is doing great!
It's time to get tougher on semicolon usage! For too long we have let developers introduce code with omitted semicolons and we've paid the cost. Failing Obama didn't enforce linting rules and now look what's happening-syntax errors in consoles everywhere, a SAD Disaster!
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