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Madam Pomfrey

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Why is it so hard to get black people to go to the doctor before they are at an extreme emergency level


My car is PAID OFF! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽


Me 🤷🏽‍♀️

Are there really people who shower before going to bed and then shower when they wake up??



I know my husband hates when Ohio State doesn’t win…I just woke him up at 1 am to discuss exactly what went wrong with the game 🤣


It is such weird behavior when women have girls first and a son last and then say shit like I never knew this kind of love before 🫠🥴 wtf do you mean


When I am exhausted 😩 suddenly everyone needs me 😩


People complain about the grass wall turnt brunch places but I love a good meal with some twerking while eating and getting drunk on henny mimosas…but then again I am from Houston 🤣


I haaaaate a forced color scheme for guests at parties


Ice cream and hug from my boo after this extremely hard day


Other doctors hate to see me coming 🤣 this doctor was so taken aback when I said I’m already planning for early retirement he said “what would you do all day?!” … me: “spend time with my family…”


Thank you babe for a dream night 😩


Smothered turkey necks over rice, greens, and cornbread for dinner tonight 😩🥲🤤


I need a strong drink


I’m a fan of anything with Oreo in it 😩😩😩🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼


On the way to Columbus!!!


The best thing I did for my mental health while working full time with a husband and child…is hire a chef 👩🏽‍🍳


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oh wow so #she really fucked Offset…. i thought that was just a rumor


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ever since i was a little girl i wanted to retire


I can’t wait for my son to experience Ohio State Football 😩


I looked my patient dead in the face and said “…it’s because you’re depressed bitch” 😩🤣


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