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It should be known that this is not Kristi. This identity is separate. This is who Kristi becomes.

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Let's talk about menopause & babies until the bad facial hair leaves our table. #Byebyespandex #gcb


Uh oh. Watch out, world! Twobeerkristi got a smartphone.


I JUST WANT TO SEE SIG HANSEN'S FACE. MAYBE A HILLSTRAND.


This Deadliest Catch thing is...not what I wanted. For some reason I imagined the captains doing a comic-con panel?


Deadliest Catch at SXSW : Discovery Channel dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/deadl… via @discovery


Donny from The Big Lebowski looks like a lot of the girls in my art classes. #nicehair #artschool


Oh, suuure, hack the drunk girl. Netrapists. #nomeansno @StylishWalnut


grooveshark should be more drunkfriendly with their updates. #pressingbuttonsandgettingnowhere


& now the point in the evening when I start giggling at Craigslist's "free" section. #3beersbitches


The man's asleep... I should not be responsible for this fire. #hazardhazardliiiiiights


& suddenly I have Dropkick Murphys on Grooveshark. #thedeparted #ineverpromisedtoalwaysbefunny


How 2beerkristi feels about her cat. Typographically.

TwoBeerKristi's tweet image. How 2beerkristi feels about her cat. Typographically.

It's like an alien or dinosaur! #Penis


you won the pool game! Let's go to the bathroom!


if i ever make a profit from this, i mean i will pay you... and by pay you, i mean pay prostitutes to fuck you. #TwitterAgent


it makes you rethink urinating.#orgasm


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