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@TwoMares

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Joined February 2013

5KPosts 256Followers 145Following

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Nov 23

My rejection sensitive dysphoria is definitely distinctly worse when I’m hormonal

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Oct 12

She is literally a faerie and she lives in my house 🥰

TwoMares's tweet image. She is literally a faerie and she lives in my house 🥰

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Oct 3

It sucks to miss a friend who chose to walk away

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Sep 22

Who let her grow up?

TwoMares's tweet image. Who let her grow up?

TwoMares's tweet image. Who let her grow up?

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Sep 17

#2 NOHS #22 Breed #24 All Breed And that doesn’t even count the points from our Group 2. Fighting tooth and nail for every point but this girl is going places and I won’t let my skills be what holds her back!

TwoMares's tweet image. #2 NOHS
#22 Breed
#24 All Breed
And that doesn’t even count the points from our Group 2. Fighting tooth and nail for every point but this girl is going places and I won’t let my skills be what holds her back!

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Sep 8

Absolutely love getting to teach other dog people about my weird ass breed. Please always ask me questions about the vertical stack 🥹 also look at her weird face

TwoMares's tweet image. Absolutely love getting to teach other dog people about my weird ass breed. Please always ask me questions about the vertical stack 🥹 also look at her weird face

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Sep 3

Whoops. Missed a show entry deadline for the first time since like May?? Oh well. We’ve been out every weekend for months now so a weekend off won’t kill us. I probably actually need it… 😅

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Sep 3

I present to you: HER *GROUP PLACING* Domiko Bejeweled 16 months old and pulling her first Group 2 😭 I love her

TwoMares's tweet image. I present to you: HER
*GROUP PLACING* Domiko Bejeweled
16 months old and pulling her first Group 2 😭 I love her

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Aug 23

Guys. We got our first “real” point today. Officially cracking into the breed rankings tied for 23 🥲

TwoMares's tweet image. Guys. We got our first “real” point today. Officially cracking into the breed rankings tied for 23 🥲

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Aug 20

I love her so much it hurts. Also I’m not ready for dog clothes season 😭

TwoMares's tweet image. I love her so much it hurts. Also I’m not ready for dog clothes season 😭

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Aug 10

Blocked and unfriended me but still friends with my friends is wild

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Aug 10

OH Group 2 from Wednesday! We’ve been very busy so we are Very Tired

TwoMares's tweet image. OH Group 2 from Wednesday! We’ve been very busy so we are Very Tired

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Jul 29

Been in a weird funk the past couple days. For seemingly no reason. Things are good I have lots to look forward to but like I’m just eh

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Jul 20

Swag.

TwoMares's tweet image. Swag.

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Jul 15

My friend our dogs and I were rushed and attacked by three loose dogs when trying to leave our hotel yesterday morning for a dog show. Era and I are ok, my friend is not, her shepherd is traumatized but physically fine we think (vet appt today) I’m so tired

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Jul 1

I would pay so much money to experience this level of joy even once in my life 😂

TwoMares's tweet image. I would pay so much money to experience this level of joy even once in my life 😂

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Jun 30

I just wanna be a judgy bitch but also not overwhelm my friends with more dog show shit. Sorry friends who listen to me ramble on all the time 😅

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Jun 17

If you want to know who I am as a person: heading to Seattle for a wedding by myself. Arriving HOURS before my friends who are picking me up. No plans vibes only. There’s plenty to do in downtown Seattle I’ll figure it out when I get there 😂

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Jun 12

She is literally perfection 😍

TwoMares's tweet image. She is literally perfection 😍

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Jun 10

Just wait until y’all see the ringsides from this weekend. OH group 4 for the baby dog after a nothing weekend last weekend. Let’s see what happens next weekend!

TwoMares's tweet image. Just wait until y’all see the ringsides from this weekend. OH group 4 for the baby dog after a nothing weekend last weekend. Let’s see what happens next weekend!

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